Ask Dr. Donez!

Question 26: Does Jay own a N64 yet?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Sadly yes. Jay broke down and got an N64 last summer. He currently owns 7 games for it, SSB, Z64 1, Z64 2, Mario Tennis, Perfect Dark, Kirby 64 and Orge Battle 64. He has less of a life now then at any other time in his existance.

Question 27: Why are lost items always in the last places you look for them?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Cause if you found them the first place you looked, they wouldn't be lost, now would they?

Question 28: Hey Dr.donez why is it that whenever someone mentions your name the camera comes extremly close to you? Doesn't it bother you that the camera man is invading your personal space?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yeah, that camera man is starting to piss me off. But the answer to the first question has been answered.

Question 29: When is leons going out of business?
Dr. Donez's Answer: What? What the heck is leons?

Question 30: Why are you a good and diffrent from those people wearing bird masks from Super Mario Bros. 2?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because unlike those other Tweeters from SMB2, I speak with an English accent. Plus none of them have gone to school for as many years as I have.

Question 31: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Dr. Donez's Answer: If he had a chainsaw, he could cut down wood in a jiff. Does he have a chainsaw?

Question 32: How long does it take for a steel helicopter of 1.894735254756354.9 Atoms too turn into the correct amount of Molecules for an Atom destroying bomb with a radius of 60? Give me the amount of Molecules, and the time it takes.
Dr. Donez's Answer: 2 molecules, 3000 years.

Dr. Donez's Answer: It could grip it by the husk! Is it a matter of where he grips it?

Question 34: What the heck is a nutcracker sack doing next to a burp + a pirating coconut in a sacky sack of sackful sackers and if you multiply times 987654321...darn!What a concidence!I forgot to carry the 1 too 3 4 eat frogs!Could you help me?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No, I don't think anyone can help you.

Question 35: Does anyone in NC like Wierd Al Yankovic?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Only the cool people.

Question 36: Will Kyle ever get another sidekick? (The guy from SNES Harvest Moon. In a cape. Jack- The Devil Farmer!)
Dr. Donez's Answer: It depends on when he updates.

Question 37: Will Dr. Donez accept three questions from the same group of villians at once? (We hope so.)
Dr. Donez's Answer: Nah. Well, ok, sure.

Question 38: Hey Dr. Donez, do u like teaming up with Bill and Fred or would you perfer Mario? Why or why not?
Dr. Donez's Answer: What? Mario? That tub of a loser? Think he's a super hero? I'd rather work with Bill and Fred any day of the week. Except on Monday, thats Donez Day.

Question 39: Why am do I like annoying Jay?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Jay Resop excreets a rare hormone that attracts annoyance. So don't worry, it's not you.

Question 40: Is it because I know it will help me conquer the world?
Dr. Donez's Answer: What? What do you know about my plans to conquer the world??? Wait, forget I said anything.

Question 41: Or do I want to watch him jump out a window?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I don't know, do you? It's not a very pleasent sight.

Question 42: Can you help me?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Nah, I have a sore back.

Question 43: Do you have any tacos?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I did, but Fred ate them all.

Question 44: What the heck is my real name?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Well, if you don't know your own name man, then you're in trouble.

Question 45: Dr.Donez is there any more ways to kill Mario? I tried everything in the book I'm fresh out of ideas. I even mail a dead corpse of Mario in the mail, did you get it? Check how I tortured him Mwhahahahahahahaha.
Dr. Donez's Answer: Lets see...ways to kill Mario. Have you tried to lure him with some pasta? Then when he's eating, POW! Club him over the head. Nope, I didn't get the coprse.

Question 46: What is the air speed felocity of an unmaiden swallow?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Well, in order to determine that...dang! The stupid bird pooped on me.

Question 47: Why do cocunuts migrate? Why is that castle called Anthrax? Why is camelot a moldel?
Dr. Donez's Answer: The answer to all of these questions is 42.

Question 48: Why is Mario's last name Mario?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because I think the people at Nintendo are a bunch of uncreative toadless snobs. But don't tell them I said that.

Question 49: What is the plasma to vespene gas radio for a standerd time machine with a cargo of 800 tons? (MHUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!)
Dr. Donez's Answer: Dang man, you need to get that laugh looked at. And the answer is the Gamma Plasma #403.

Question 50: When will you be exiled for unexcusable crimes such as stealing billy bobs puppies?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Hey! I only stole 4 of Billy Bob's puppies! They were rightfully stolen and they're mine!

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