Ask Dr. Donez!

Question 76: You have a stroke or something? 'Cause you sure act like you have.
Dr. Donez's Answer: What? A stroke? What are you talking about? Gag! My heart! (Falls over)

Question 77: If you are a bus driver and drive 7 people 400miles to Chicago then drive 500 miles to another place. And then drive 752 miles to California what is the name of the bus driver?
Dr. Donez's Answer: False

Question 78: You walk into a cold dark cave. You have one match. There's an oil heater, an oil lamp and a candle. What would you light first?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Bill Nye the Science Guy

Question 79: On a farm there's 15 sheep. All but 9 die. How many sheep are left?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Eight, because I ate one.

Question 80: Are these questions hard?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No, because I can answer them however I want to!

Question 81: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, and can I have Bill`s deathly deathray of deathliness to demolish those people who keep asking me that?
Dr. Donez's Answer: You got the wrong NC, Fred uses the Deathly Deathray of Deathly Deathness. And no you can't have it. You'd have to ask Fred really nicely.

Question 82: How can u make a subtonic acid mushroom wrapped in titanium alloy out of a ruberband and a paperclip?
Dr. Donez's Answer: comment.

Question 83: Why is it called rush hour when you're stuck in gridlock traffic?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because an hour is how long it takes for you to go crazy in gridlock.

Question 84: Can dogs take cat naps?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yeah, but they may eat themself if they dream.

Question 85: How the heck did Mario become a doctor over night if he's been an adventuring plumber for years?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because the system is screwed up, that's why. Don't get me started on that idiot Mario.

Question 86: Are you jealous of Mario's doctoring fame?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No, because I, Dr. Donez, am a much better Doctor!

Question 87: Who would give him a Ph.D.?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Probably some monkey.

Question 88: Am I really Fred's number one fan? I'd hope so, it being my name and all.
Dr. Donez's Answer: Probably, I don't think Fred has that many fans at all. He is a loser. Wait, forget I said that. Fred would beat the crap out of me if he caught me making fun of him behind his back.

Question 89: Why are smurfs blue?
Dr. Donez's Answer: They hold their breath for their entire life.

Question 90: How old are you?
Dr. Donez's Answer: You know, I forgot. A hundred something?

Question 91: If I knew that you knew, how did you know what I knew?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yes.

Question 92: What is better: cheese, or pancakes?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Cheese. Definately cheese.

Question 93: Why dosn't Dr. Donez post the names of the people writing in?
Dr. Donez's Answer: To keep this section as secretive and impersonal as possible.

Question 94: Why did Nintendo tease us with Luigi in the first few scenes of Paper Mario?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because they're annoying like that.

Question 95: Here's a really, really hard one. Why does almost every PSX or N64 owner discriminate against Sega? (We don't)
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because Sega sucks. But don't tell them I said that. Wait, Sega is dead. Nevermind.

Question 96: How do I become cool?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Buy my book, "Dr. Donez's Book of Coolness", for only $49.99! Also, drink a lot of fish oil.

Question 97: I know bowser is a dad of 7 kids but whos the mom?
Dr. Donez's Answer:

Question 98: Why hasn't Kyle updated where you are sent when you click on "Characters?"
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because he's Kyle.

Question 99: Also, if you, Bill, Fred, Daisy, Waluigi, and everyone from Mario Kart 64 went out to lunch at a massive food court, with every food imaginable available, what would each of you have?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Well, I know I would have some corn. I don't care what everyone else had.

Question 100: First who's Stanley the Bugman of the NC election?
Dr. Donez's Answer: He's the loser, I mean hero, of Donkey Kong 3.

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