Ask Dr. Donez!
Question 126: How does it feel to fly?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Like being hit on the head with a bat.
Question 127: What about Bob?
Dr. Donez's Answer: That.
Question 128: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because that guy from KFC was running after if it with a knife.
Question 129: How do you spell you name?
Dr. Donez's Answer: D-R-. D-O-N-E-Z-! How hard is that?
Question 130: Could you get Luigi his own game?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Well, I'd have to pull some strings at NIntendo...but maybe, give me some time.
Question 131: Hey-a Dr.D why does Jay hate-a me. I mean come on I never even did-a anything. So then why does HE! and P.S Can I come over for dinner tonight?-Mario
Dr. Donez's Answer: Mario! Why you little loser! Go home! I don't want any "So-Called-Doctors" around here! Jay hates you because you're an idiot! I'll get you one of these days for all those times you stomped on my head in SMB2! Just wait! Wait...sure Mario...you can come over for dinner...(and I'll be waiting with the Ice Pick...bu hu hahahaha!)
Question 132: Can Fred go Super Saiya-jin?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I donno. I don't think he's ever been to Japan, so it would be kinda hard.
Question 133: Can I?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Sure, and you can also fly. And shoot lasers out of your ears.
Question 134: What's a Tekkamon?
Dr. Donez's Answer: A monkey on steroids.
Question 135: Where is Captain Pancake?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Who's what? Captain Syrup's fat brother?
Question 136: Is Waluigi invincible when wearing Bermuda shorts?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...yes. And he can also leap tall buildings in a single bound while wearing them. Well, at least it in a couple dozen bounds.
Question 137: What is not the meaning of life?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Obviously this page.
Question 138: If you used a Wiggler in a comic, what would you name him?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Wiggy the Wiggmeister.
Question 139: Why can't I feed Monster Rancher to Lions?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Have you asked nicely?
Question 140: If the space gnomes rule rome who rules Afaganistan
What is the square route of Mr. Jonses negative 5 puppies
Here is a math Problem If Moofasa Jumps three times and Roofasa Runs 3 times a
day what is Bob Doles Middle Name?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Is that even a question? Well, it has a question mark, so I guess it is. The answer is fifty-six and a half.
Question 141: Why am I so sarcastic?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because your name is Sarcasto-man?
Question 142: Do you enjoy fried ants inside roasted pikachu?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Mmm...roasted aunts. Oh, you mean ants, not aunts. I'd have to say that anything goes well with roasted freakachu.
Question 143: Must I be so stupid?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yes. I'm sorry, but there is no other option.
Question 144: How do you apply to become a neglected character, because I'm too lazy to try
and look for a real job?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Well, the application form is three hundred and forty nine pages long. After that, you have to mow Jay's lawn for a month. Then, if you survive the Killer Bee Attacks, you have to find the Secret Item of Secretness.
Question 145: MOOOOOOO?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Will someone milk this person, please?
Question 146: If Disco Moe the Alien With the Afro Got into a fight with Fred , Who would be
Dr. Donez's Answer: I have no idea. Why would it matter? OK, lets say Bob Dole. He would make a great announcer.
Question 147: I was working on my invention called it the Gas ^8 Swath, it was to make me a army of Fred's (evil ones), so i could rule the world. it didn't work. somewhere between the pikachu blood and the supper goltmaight my machine exploded and created a giant pikachu,i called it PikZillia! i tried to controlled it but it destroyed my house. now its on a rampage killing everyone that hates pokemon. is there anyway i can regain control of my monster before it destroys NC?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Hmm...sounds like you have a real problem here. And thousands of lives are counting on me to answer it in time to stop this monster. But the sad thing is that I'm on my break at this moment, so you'll have to ask me again later. Ta ta.
Question 148: How come everyone who hated the original Mega Man series loved the Mega Man X series?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Frontal Lobotomies. Either that or its because most people in the world are what we call "Idiots". These "Idiots" are easily amused by fancy graphics and so only care about the new Mega Man X series because of that fact.
Question 149: Why is my brother such a jerk?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Is he related to that guy who asked the "Moo?" question? Maybe there's a connection.
Question 150: If Captain N had been made now, who would Lana's champions be?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Hmm...I'd say...well, you'd just have to look for the most popular Nintendo characters currently. So I'd have to say Mario (although I still hate his guts), Link, Kirby and for a forth lets just say Locke from Final Fantasy 6 for no real reason.
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