Ask Dr. Donez!



Question 176: If you walked out side on a sunny day but it was raining outside and it was over 100 degrees and then it started to hail and snow and then there was a rainbow in the sky and fish wre flying and birds were swimming and every thing was flashing different colors what would you think?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Just a normal day in Sub-con.

Question 177: What was? What is yellow? Are you sure? is that your finnal answer? YOU JUST WON ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(whispers syc)
Dr. Donez's Answer: I don't belive you! Liar! Liar Liar Liar!

Question 178: What does L.A.S.E.R. stand for?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Lots of Angry Socks Entering Rockville?

Question 179: Hi I'm a raving psycho and I need to know some things.....how much do you want for your icepick?How come my splien hurts?Is it true that Al Gore is the richest man in the world? oh yeah who stole my taco?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Hey Raving Psycho! Sorry, the Ice Pick is not for sale. Your speen hurts probably because you are biting it. It is true that Al Gore is an Alien. I stole your taco.

Question 180: Supposedley, Lemmy Koopa wrote half of the mushroom wars in text, although he doesn't exist. & even if he did still exist, why did Jay allow him to do that? & why doesn't Jay do the mushroom wars that Lemmy wrote in comic form?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Well, Lemmy Koopa the Mario character is as real as I am, but the parts of the Mushroom Wars written by Lemmy Koopa where done by someone...nevermind, its not worth explaining. And to answer your second question, Jay is lazy.

Question 181: Why are Toads called Toads????
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because it would be stupid if they were called Waluigis.

Question 182: Why is your weapon an ice pick? Why can't it be a gatteling gun?
Dr. Donez's Answer: The Ice Pick is much more powerful then any ordinary gatteling gun.

Question 183: Whats your first name??
Dr. Donez's Answer: I'm not telling.

Question 184: Is Jay possessed by an anti update demon?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Actually, he is. The Demon's name is Lord Arkansas. Long live Lord Arkansas!

Question 185: Who is your mother?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Well, the person who gave birth to me, duh.

Question 186: Does Jay worship Luigi?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Only on Sundays.

Question 187: When did The Home Shopping Channell run a special on weapons of mass destruction?
Dr. Donez's Answer: They did it last Thursday. Looks like you missed it. A-bombs were only five bucks.

Question 188: If you are planning to take over the world, and I'm planning to take over the world, and Jay Respo is planning to take over the world, and at least 5000 other losers out there are planning to take over the world, who gets what land after we overthrow every government on the planet?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Me. Simple enough.

Question 189: Speaking of which, how would you like to work together to defeat the rest of the potential evil overlords before starting World War Three between our forces?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Sorry, but I already have using my Bananna Bread Bazooka. You're next.

Question 190: Is there any specific reason Mario is an idiot, or was he just born that way?
Dr. Donez's Answer: It's from eating to much uncooked cookie dough.

Question 191: How the heck did Smithy gain all that mass when he changed to his 'real form?'
Dr. Donez's Answer: Cookie dough.

Question 192: How exactly does Fred's body create his Ray of Death, Death Ray, and Deathly Death Ray of Deathly Deathness? Or is it just magical?
Dr. Donez's Answer: You know anything about Dragonball Z? Well, it's nothing like that. It's more of an natural thing, like sneezing.

Question 193: This is me again Mario Dr.D. I'm sick tried of you trash talk about me mario. I am a doctor myself and in my opionin i am better than you. That why they never came out with a game called Dr.D cause your not a doctor! Let's just get to the point of my question... I'm calling you out cause I'm the only doctor around here. That means...I'm challging you out to a Deathmatch! Are you up to it Chicken wuss cause i'm ready. P.s I'm gonna enjoy killing you in Super mario advange and in the ring ahahaha hope to see you there idiot
Dr. Donez's Answer: Mario, shut yo mouth! I am too a Doctor and I have five PhDs to prove it! Go back to your Pasta Place!

Question 194: Why do you make-fun of and be mean to Mario?(Don't give me that idiot or losesr junk, cause i know that isin't true!)
Dr. Donez's Answer: See that last question for your answer.

Question 195: You seem to be an angry about no Luigi games on N64. Did you know theirs won coming out on gamecube? I thinks its called luigi's mansion.
Dr. Donez's Answer: What? I think you confused me for Jay. I myself, don't really care that Luigi didn't get any games on N64. Tough luck for him.

Question 196: How come all of my favorite shows are locked in TV limbo?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because the giant gorilla stole them.

Question 197: Do we have any bananas, yes, do we have any bananas today?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No, but we have a lot of bread.

Question 198: Skintamite peaches or Rasberry rain?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...I have no idea what you just said.

Question 199: Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? And in that question what are pickled peppers?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because he's homeless. Poor Peter. (Sniff).

Question 200: How long does an everlasting gobbstopper last?
Dr. Donez's Answer: As long as it takes to finish reading this sentence. There, you're done.

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