Fred's speeches site

(9/14/04)

Fred: **Gets up to podium** Yo.
Audience: ...
Fred: Vote for me or I'll blow up your house! **Death Rays a house**
Bill: Hey, that was our apartment building!
Fred: Erm... VOTE FOR ME! **Runs off**

(10/9/04) :

Fred, here are some questions:

Are you pro-Speedos?

Why does everyone think I'm pro-Speedos? I am firmly against them! Yet everyone makes a picture of me with them on! When president (Keyowrd: When), I'll have all speedos set on fire.

Any competition to worry about?

In the party, definitly not, although Goombario has a good campaign manager. However, I'm still better! HAH! In other parties, I think King Lemming and Dr. Crackle are my main worries. Possibly Bowser.

Why run against Bill?

Because he made me wear Speedos! Plus, I firmly believe that NC needs a president who's also the mascot. Heck, Bill can be the mascot if I'm feeling generous as president.

Why blow up houses of people who don't vote for you?

BECAUSE IF YOU VALUE YOUR LOVED ONES, VOTE FOR ME! OR SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR HOUSE!! Any other questions?

Nope. *Gulp*

Vote for Fred! I actually will make the world a better place!