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Quick Candidate Profile:
What is your full name?
Goombario Goomba.
Which Mario game did you appear in?
Paper Mario.
What is your favorite color?
Red.
What is your favorite food group?
FP.
Who is your Campaign Manager?
Glyph Phoenix. He's a nice guy, but he sets stuff on fire with his mind on accident a lot, and whenever I ask him to make a campaign poster he tells me "One more level, I promise".
What is your Political Party?
Neglectocrats.
Why did you join that party?
I'm pretty darn neglected. After I helped Mario save the world he was all like "Sorry, Goombario, but your skills are no longer needed here. We're downsizing our party." What's up with that?
Why did you decide to run for president?
Goomba's rights. I want to go down in the history books as the first Goomba president. That, and I want to spread the concept of FP and Toad Houses throughout the world.
What are your plans if you're elected?
I plan to make everything Goomba-accessible. Having no hands, and all, we Goombas have to pick up everything with our mind. Now why did we have to learn telekinesis while those Koopas get arms?
What is your policy on Speedos?
Outlawed.
What is your policy on Mario?
Am I the only one here who is NOT an anti-mario? I mean, the guy can be a jerk but why are we worried about that when we don't have any flippin' hands!
What is your policy on gangs in schools?
Gangs should be replaced by parties. That way, there's always someone to revive your hp if you get killed.
What is your policy on allowing Squaresoft characters to come to NC?
That's okay, as long as they don't take away my FP and replace it with MP. I hate the taste of MP increasing items. FP increasing items have the best flavor.
What is your policy on the environment?
I like the Windows environment. I mean, Mac's have better program graphics in general, but Windows just has the compatibility, you know?
Paper or plastic?
Well, Paper brings back baaaaad memories... I remember when I got stuck in a plastic bag for a week when I was little because I didn't have the arms to pull it off. Plus, the fact that the whole stupid world is made of paper really gets boring. I'd like a change of pace. So plastic.
Do you have any other comments or statements that you would like to make to the voters?
I've got a cap! Vote Goombario '04!