Jill's speeches site

(9/22/04) :

Welcome to 60 Minutes, with Jill, member of the Neglectocratic party.

Crazy Hand: So Jill, yo uare running for president of NC, am I correct?
Jill: Yes, you are.
CH: What do you plan to do if you are elected?
Jill: Well, I was thinking about reinnovating NC, you know, helping Jay with a lot of things, and bossing the people around.
CH: What goals are you setting for the future?
Jill: Goals? What're these goals you speak of?
CH: Uh....things you plan, to do
Jill: Well, get rid of Fred that's for sure
Andre *offstage*: Hey, we agreed no personal attacks
Jill: Bah! Get a life
Andre: Fine, then you'll have no campaign manager.
Jill: Did I say that, Oh I'm sorry? *winks*
CH: So, What're your comments on some of the other members of your party?
Jill: Well...
Captain Churro is an allout idiot, I don't know WHY anyone would vote for him
*Churro flies in and hits Jill upside the head*
Jill: Ow, CRAP!
-Fred is a jerkwad, a total LOOSER! *Jills hit once again*
Luigi is okay, I mean, he IS neglected
Magruder is a psychopath, he tried to kill me, you don't want that...no....you don't..
Like, Goombario is, who?
Red Starshade Bro, Pah! I've never even heard of him.
Kolorado, the guy can't even find his own home.
*Jill is hit by an entourage of toys thrown by the other candidates* OW!
CH: well, we're going to go, before I get killed, tune in next time, when my cousin will be hosting!