Ask Dr. Donez!
Question 76: Can you teach me Fred's Ray of Death/Death Ray/Deathly Death Ray of Deathly Deathliness attacks? I already learned Bill's through the Discovery Channel, now I need Fred's collection. Then I will conquer Japan and force them to make NC games as well as normal games forever!!! MWAH HAH HAH!!! But to do so, I need Fred's attacks. Please? You'll get your own game, "Dr. Donez Takes Over the World in Stereo with the Help of Bill and Fred and Together They Kill Clinton, Bush, Bush, and Gore!" With the ridiculous price we stamp on it and the commercials we use to poison peoples' minds and force them to buy it, you'll have more money tan Bill Gates after the royalties off the first game alone.
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...well...lets see...hey! Whats that over there!!! (runs)
Question 77: Jay is crazy if he answers all these!
Dr. Donez's Answer: I know this is not a question, but the answer is yes, Jay is crazy.
Question 78: If Dingus McDurvus and you got into a fight, who would win?
Dr. Donez's Answer: That would depend of whether or not I have my Ice Pick.
Question 79: What does the X in my name stand for?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Xtreme? Xavier? Xxylophone?
Question 80: Where do babies come from?
Dr. Donez's Answer: From what I was told, babies are genetically made by Kamek, and thrown down the chimneys of all the good parents in the world every 4th of July.
Question 81: Who put the "Razz" in the "Razz-a-ma-Tazz"?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I guess you did. Congratulations.
Question 82: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Sorry, but she's dead. Carmen Sandiego died sometime in the 1980's. Her body was buried on Mars.
Question 83: Dude, where's my car?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Forget "Dude, wheres my car?" Dude, where's Dude?
Question 84: Where's Waldo?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Waldo...hm...wasn't he the guy who shot JFK?
Question 85: Name the fallowing in the order of smallest to biggest: universe, galaxy, cluster, star, super cluster.
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...lets see here...Star...Galaxy...Universe...Cluster...Super Cluster? Was I right? All I can say is that I'm a doctor, not an astro-goofball.
Question 86: Who likes short shorts?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I know that I personally dislike short shorts.
Question 87: What's is with this quote? "I don't know where your ball of string is; go play with a mouse." - Unknown, Pet Projects
Dr. Donez's Answer: Whats with it? Um...apparentlly...this is factual evidence that the String Theory of why the Earth is Bananna Shaped is true.
Question 88: If there's something about Mary, what is it?
Dr. Donez's Answer: You've been had. There is really nothing about Mary. There is, however, something about Jane.
Question 89: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Dr. Donez's Answer: A whole crapload of wood.
Question 90: Am I the REAL Game Master?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yes. I humble myself before the Master.
Question 91: What happened to SMBHQ's fanfic section???
Dr. Donez's Answer: From the last I heard, it's quite dead, sadly. You'd have to ask Kyle for more info, though.
Question 92: What's your first name?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Doctor.
Question 93: If a tree falls in the middle of a forest and it hits a mime, does anyone care?
Dr. Donez's Answer: A mime is a terrible thing to waste.
Question 94: Why do "I'm with Stupid" t-shirts confuse me so much?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Are you the person who is with the person who is wearing the t-shirt in question? If so, problem solved.
Question 95: Why does she sell seashells by the seashore? Is she a bum?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Apparently she who sells seashells by the seashore is just a wise investor. Did you know that seashells are going for a hundred bucks a pop nowadays?
Question 96: Ok, how thick are your glasses?
Dr. Donez's Answer: My glasses? Oh! These things. I'd say about 4 inches thick.
Question 97: How did you, a psychotic, demented, pigeon, become a docter?
Dr. Donez's Answer: God Bless the American Law School system.
Question 98: If you're Dr. Donez then who am I?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Luigi49?
Question 99: If your so smart what's the square root of 2 stupid Marios?
Dr. Donez's Answer: One and a half slightly dumb Mars.
Question 100: Who do you like better Mario or Luigi?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Since Mario currently owes me $4.5 Million dollars (plus interest), I'd have to say Luigi.
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