Ask Dr. Donez!

Question 126: What was my original Username?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Ditto, right?

Question 127: What do I really look like?
Dr. Donez's Answer: A large, black, evil, lizard of doom?

Question 128: If Donez is your last name, what's your first?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I think I already answered this one. My first name is Doctor, of course.

Question 129: In SMB2, what is underneath the bombable rubble in every jar?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...thats where Nitnendo stores all of it's pornography.

Question 130: Who's that behind you?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Why thats...MY GOD! NO! NOT YOU!!! IE!!!!! one is there. Don't scare me like that.

Question 131: Who's that guy behind him?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Why he's...IEEEE! OH NO!!! one is there as well.

Question 132: No, the other guy.
Dr. Donez's Answer: I'm not falling for that one again.

Question 133: No, THAT ONE, darnit!
Dr. Donez's Answer: Nope, not falling for it.

Question 134: Yes, him.
Dr. Donez's Answer: Him!?!!?! WHERE!?!?! Oh wait, no one is there. Dang you!

Question 135: Is that your final answer?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Can I phone a friend? How about an ememy?

Question 136: Do you remember 'Transformers?' from the 1980's?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Dang that show ruled.

Question 137: -Is Kyle Orland too avuncular, or not avuncular enough? Explain.
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...I would have to say...False. Explain? Um...well...because.

Question 138: 65489843236687642567 multiplied by 754267892190831534689?
Dr. Donez's Answer: A big freaking number.

Question 139: If a plane crashes on the border of the US and Canada, where do they bury the survivors?
Dr. Donez's Answer: In Thailand.

Question 140: If there is a pile of 21 apples, and you take 3, how many do you have?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Why would I take just 3? I'm hungry.

Question 141: How many animals were in pairs when Moses took them on the Ark?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Just 1, the bears. They ate the rest. Including Moses.

Question 142: Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Thats just so wrong I won't go there.

Question 143: Is there a fourth of July in England?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yeah, it comes after the third of July.

Question 144: If it takes two men to dig a hole, how many does it take to dig half a hole?
Dr. Donez's Answer: What if they use some kind of power tool?

Question 145: What's 30 divided by 1/2 plus 10?
Dr. Donez's Answer: 70, duh.

Question 146: If an electric train is going east 50 MPH, and wind is blowing west 10 MPH, in which direction does the smoke blow?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Ah, i would have to say that there is no smoke coming from an electric train.

Question 147: Whose Line is it anyway?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Well, my line is it anyway.

Question 148: If a tree falls in a forest, and no one is around to hear it, do you wanna go get some Tacos?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Mmm...Tacos...Count me in!

Question 149: Who's That Pokemon??
Dr. Donez's Answer: Freakachu?

Question 150: could you do a death match of tom green vs. andy **** vs. jhonny knoxville?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...false?

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