Ask Dr. Donez!

Question 276: Is this the last question in the post?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Apparently not.

Question 277: How many pieces of popcorn can you stick up your nose in any particular point in time?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I have 15 pieces up my nose right now. But i bet I can fit at least 40.

Question 278: Why doesn't love cost a thing?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Love my not, but Dr. Donez's Book of Love costs only $59.99!

Question 279: And finally, are you a geologist in your spare time?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Sure. I love geologisting.

Question 280: Did it hert you when Mario,Luigi,Toad,and Peach jumped on your head and through in Mario 2.
Dr. Donez's Answer: Lets just say I was in the hospital for weeks after that dang game was over.

Question 281: How fast did you fly when Toad threw you?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Pretty freaking fast. I didn't have time to calculate the speed before I fell off the end of the screen.

Question 282: Do you like my Ozzie, Slash, and Flea Adventures?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Sure, I love them.

Question 283: WHAT..Is the capital of Assyria?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I don't know that! Ieeeeee!

Question 284: Can i have a carpet like yours?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I think you're confusing me with Bill.

Question 285: Can i have a GameCube??
Dr. Donez's Answer: No. You'll have to wait for it to come out. When it does, I'll change my answer to no.

Question 286: Can i make "Extra Guy Popcicles"?
Dr. Donez's Answer: You still think I'm Bill.

Question 287: Can i make you the President of Zimbawe?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I would have to guess no.

Question 288: Why does Jay Resop dispise the N64?
Dr. Donez's Answer: He doesn't really dispise the N64, so to say. He just didn't like any of the games on it until SSB came out.

Question 289: Why does Jay Resop like Luigi a lot?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I think Jay was hit in the head a few to many times as a kid. But don't tell him I said that.

Question 290: Why is the NC Hotel overun buy newbies?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Bad location?

Question 291: Why are newbies trouble?
Dr. Donez's Answer: The word "newbies" is french for "trouble".

Question 292: Why is Sir Carter's(SSG) comix so good?
Dr. Donez's Answer: 'Cause he rules.

Question 293: Why does my comix suck?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I'm sure they don't suck. Unless your name happens to be Jay Resop, in which case they do suck.

Question 294: Will I ever start Part 2 of my comix?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...yes?

Question 295: Why does Tripod suck?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because, wait a minute, I don't want to be sued.

Question 296: Why is Mr.T so cool?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because he beat the crap out of Rocky in Rocky III.

Question 297: Why.... am i out of questions?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because.

Question 298: Have you seen Hawkmouth in SMB2?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No, I can't say I have.

Question 299: Is South Park cool?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No. I dislike it.

Question 300: Do you like Cartman? Kenny? Kyle? Stan?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No, No, No and No.

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