Ask Dr. Donez!

Question 301: Ever noticed the downloadable game "South Park Super Mario Bros. 2" by Joe Dixon and Polygon?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Nope, can't say I have.

Question 302: Why is Jay Resop Bob Dole's head on the comix?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because Jay Resop is screwed up in the head. Bob Dole still rules, however.

Question 303: Why is Kyle Orland Darth Vader's head in the comix?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because he's evil.

Question 304: And why are they stick figures? with those heads?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Why not? Its funny!

Question 305: When will he meet she?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I'd say in about 5 minutes.

Question 306: Will I ever buy your book of love.
Dr. Donez's Answer: I sure hope so. A Tweeter has to make a living, doesn't he?

Question 307: What is that thing?
Dr. Donez's Answer: That thing? Oh, nothing...

Question 308: If a friend cant say his r's right how come he always says cereal?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Obviously he's lying. (Dr. Donez looks that the rest of your questions). No more questions for you, next!

Question 309: Will I think of any more questions?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No more questions for you either, next!

Question 310: Do you do Yahoo?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I used to, but the cops caught me.

Question 311: Howmuchwoodcouldawoodchuckchuckifawoodchuckcouldchuckwood?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Howevermuchthedangwoodchuckwantsto.

Question 312: Why?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Why not?

Question 313: Is that your final answer?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No.

Question 314: Why the $100,000 pyramid? Why?
Dr. Donez's Answer: 'Cuase it was in the way, apparently. Go bug Jay Respo.

Question 315: Oh, BTW: If 1 + 1 equals two, then why doesn't the sun crash into Jay Reysap?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because Jay Reysap is currerently the High Lord of a small planet named Futon, which he rules with an Iron Fist. I mean, literally, an Iron Fist. Even if the sun were to crash upon him, he would use his Iron Fist to destroy it.

Question 316: How are you?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Not bad, now that you ask, thanks. Althou for some reason there is this pirana eating my leg. Its starting to hurt.

Question 317: How come I can't think of any questions at this particular time?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Full frontal lobodomy?

Question 318: Wait, I though of at least one.. Will my friend ever come over and play with me??
Dr. Donez's Answer: Did you ask your friend to come over and play? If not, it'll be awful hard for him to read your mind. Unless he can read minds, like me.

Question 319: Reason is, is that he never comes over.. And.. if my friend doesn't.. or does, can Mario come over too? It would be nice to have 3 players.
Dr. Donez's Answer: Sorry, I don't think Mario can come. He's currently doing a ad for Baking Soda over in Japan.

Question 320: Why are you so mean and hateful sometimes?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Me? Dr. Donez? Mean? I don't think I've ever been mean. I've accidentally tried to destory the world a few times, but everyone makes mistakes.

Question 321: Why are you wearing glasses?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Oh, these thing? I wear them because I can't see worth a lick without them.

Question 322: What happened in your childhood after Jay seeked revenge?
Dr. Donez's Answer: My childhood was mostly filled with chocolate pudding and breakfast boritos.

Question 323: What you wear?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Hm...I don't know if I wear anything. Its hard to tell what Nintendo programmed me to look like.

Question 324: Can you make a Magic trick?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I can make the entire world disappear for zero seconds.

Question 325: Will you have a game on the Gamecube?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I'm currently working on a game for the Gamecube called "Dr. Donez! and The Ice Pick". I don't know when it'll be out. Although it may have it's title changed to Super Mario 64 2 and they might change it to star Mario instead of me.

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