Ask Dr. Donez!

Question 351: Do you remember a show from the '80's called 'My Little Pony?' Explain.
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yes I do. Whats to explain?

Question 352: Should there be a DR. DONEZ!!! anime? What would it be like? Go crazy, here.
Dr. Donez's Answer: Heck yeah, that would rule! It would be about me, Dr. Donez! And I would go around the world with my Ice Pick and do crazy stuff. I would probably steal some stuff fomr other anime like Dragonball Z. So Super Sayain Dr. Donez would go around the world destorying aliens for no reason.

Question 353: Will Jay be adding any more characters to the party?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Who knows, Jay is weird like that. Although I hope the next one is Nurse Donez.

Question 354: NOW are you sorry you started this?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Like I said, ask me at question 1000.

Question 355: Would you lease disprove your own existance?
Dr. Donez's Answer: What? Lease? Disprove?

Question 356: Why not mustard on Pokemon?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I don't care for mustard.

Question 357: Why not mustard on Digimon?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Same reason.

Question 358: Why not Mustard on Mustard?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Thats just sick. You sicko.

Question 359: Mustard not Pokemon on why?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Sicko.

Question 360: Would you like to buy a vowel?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yeah, can I buy a "r"?

Question 361: How come I STILL don't have any questions to think of?
Dr. Donez's Answer: 'Cause you have wax in your ears?

Question 362: I THOUGHT OF ONE! Do you OR/AND Jay have ICQ?
Dr. Donez's Answer: ICWhat?

Question 363: Will Luigi play Super Smash Bros. with me? Cause my friend seems to not wanna play and you said Mario was.. umm.. Something.. (2 days later).. Are you tired of waiting for me to remember now?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Zzz...what? What? Sorry, I fell asleep.

Question 364: OK, if Luigi can't.. can Bowser?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Nah, Bowser is in Mexico.

Question 365: Or one of his 7 kids?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Nope.

Question 366: Are you smarter than... umm... Pikachu?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Heck yeah. Freakachu can kiss my...

Question 367: Are you gonna take that sock your holding and put it in my mouth so I shut up?
Dr. Donez's Answer: You know, thats a dang good idea.

Question 368: What is it with the "warp holes" from above that open up to drop someone in the comix?
Dr. Donez's Answer: They are breakages in the Space-Warp-Time-Warp Continuumumumum.

Question 369: Do they make the opening/closing sounds of the eagle-headed mask gates in SMB2?
Dr. Donez's Answer: They sound more like the sound of a Pringles can opening.

Question 370: What if Jay and Kyle play Smash Brothers against each other?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Actually, they have. It was Kyle himself who introduced Jay to the evil wonders of SSB.

Question 371: Kyle plays as Mario and Jay plays as Luigi?
Dr. Donez's Answer: As a matter of fact, Kyle is usually DK and Jay is usually Kirby. Strange, eh?

Question 372: AYIIEEE!!! What's that on your shirt???
Dr. Donez's Answer: ITS A BIG SCARY BUG!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!! GET IT OFF!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!! IEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Question 373: If Luigi gets his own game,and no one plays it,is he still neglected?
Dr. Donez's Answer: If Luigi gets his own game, and NO ONE plays it, then that is just SAD.

Question 374: Are we there yet?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No! And stop fighting with your brother!

Question 375: Which is better, a banana?
Dr. Donez's Answer: A bananna or what? You see, in order for me to compare two things, you need to GIVE me two things. SO TELL ME! NOW!!! OK, I'm better now.

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