Ask Dr. Donez!

Question 401: What the heck is monster rancher?
Dr. Donez's Answer: What they feed the digimon.

Question 402: Whats the best part in Conkerīs BFD?
Dr. Donez's Answer: The end.

Question 403: Will you ever lend me the Ice Pick?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No! And thats enough questions from you. Next!

Question 404: Will I change my nick to Pikachu115 one of these days?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um..yes. Yes you will. It will be on June 13th, 2001.

Question 405: What is the difference between a duck?
Dr. Donez's Answer: A duck and a WHAT??? MAKE SENCE PEOPLE!!! IEEE!!!

Question 406: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because I was chasing after it with my Ice Pick.

Question 407: Who was that lady I saw you with last night?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...that was no one. OK! You got me! It was Peach! Please don't tell Mario!

Question 408: Who let the dogs out?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I did.

Question 409: Who put the bob in the bop di bop shi bop?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I don't know, but I know that Luigi put the ram in the ramalama ding dong.

Dr. Donez's Answer: Ie! Don't talk in all caps! You scared me! Um, corn? Isn't that baking soda?

Question 411: Why didn't you answer all my questions?
Dr. Donez's Answer: My guess is that I lost conciousness halfway through your questions. I do that a lot.

Question 412: If your real name could be Dr. Love Donez, if you really where a Doctor would your full name be Dr. Dr. Love Donez?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Dr. Dr. Love Donez? Thats a funny name. But no, its not mine. You know, I think I forgot my first name. All I know is that my last name is Donez and that I'm a Doctor for some reason.

Question 413: Who stole the kitten from the cookie jar?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Maybe it escaped by itself.

Question 414: If you did, why didn't you put it back?
Dr. Donez's Answer: That was a kitten that I ate? Erk...I think I'm going to be sick...

Question 415: Are you a neglected character?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Thats what it says in my underwear.

Question 416: If so, why?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because I've only been in one video game. Is that a jip or what?

Question 417: Is OIRAM some idiot spelt backwards?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Lets see...M...A...R...wait, I need no more. Yes, Mark McQuire is an idiot.

Question 418: Is OREO some biscuit spelt forwards?
Dr. Donez's Answer: O...E...R...O? Whats a Oero?

Question 419: Are you crying?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Sniff...yes...sniff...

Question 420: Is there a Mad Season going on that I'm not aware about?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I'd say that its pretty mad. But I think everything is mad.

Question 421: Is that what you want? Would that make you happy? You talkin' to me? Is that what you think I am?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yes, No, Yes and Yes.

Question 422: Are you listening to Linkin Park or the Pokemon SOundtrack at the moment?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Heck no.

Question 423: Or are you listening to Jay Rezyup snore?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Sadly, yes. Shut up in there, Rezyup!

Question 424: What about Jay Reygun snoring?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Nah, he's out mowing the lawn for some reason.

Question 425: Do you snore?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No...not really...Zzz...

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