Ask Dr. Donez!

Question 451: Why is the sun not a lollipop?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because if it was, then everyone would eat it.

Question 452: Don't you get sick of people asking questions that are really just weird and don't make any sense at all?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yeah, but hey, it's my job. Plus I'm making a list.

Question 453: When will Wario get his own game on a "higher" system?
Dr. Donez's Answer: When Toads fly.

Question 454: Does Jay like Earthbound?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Jay has never played Earthbound, so I wouldn't know.

Question 455: Will Citrus Man be in any more comix?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I don't know, maybe. But it would be cool if he was.

Question 456: Will he be in Bill and Fred's Quazi-Mediocre Adventure?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Hey, don't make me spoil the Big Super Secret ending!

Question 457: Why does Jay despise Pokémon?
Dr. Donez's Answer: A Pokemon killed his Father.

Question 458: *holds up a brick* You did know that this, is a red balloon, that's blue and square, didn't you?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yes...yes I did...

Question 459: Why does Mario act dumb sometimes or most of the time or....erm...why?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Heavy eating of Pasta, Meatballs, and other Italian foods lower's a person's IQ. At least the stuff Mario eats.

Question 460: *glues fake legs to a taco* This is a walking taco, isn't it?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Wow! A walking taco! Here! In real life! (Dr. Donez eats the taco). Dang, that tasted good.

Question 461: Wanna sing the walking taco song with me? it goes like this: walking taco, la la la, walking taco, cha cha cha!
Dr. Donez's Answer: (Burp). Nah, I don't like to sing about my food.

Question 462: do you know the words to the Chicken Dance song?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um..are they "Chicken Chicken Chicken..."?

Question 463: Why must Luke Skywalker use the FORCE?!?!?! Why not the SPORKS!?!?!??!?!?!
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because the Sporks are too powerful for Luke to use.

Question 464: In Smb 2,which Tweeter were you?
Dr. Donez's Answer: As I have said before, I am the second Tweeter in the game.

Question 465: What game are you in?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...SMB2...

Question 466: Why does Mr. T pity da foo?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because Mr. T is a bad MoFo from the 80's.

Question 467: Well, because.. I AM GONNA STEAL YOUR JOB MWAHAHAH! Am I kidding?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I hope you are.

Question 468: Well, guess what? I am kidding HAHA!
Dr. Donez's Answer: (Wipes some sweat from his head). Good.

Question 469: Is it getting closer to your 1,000th post?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Not quite yet.

Question 470: Are you annoyed that people are asking the same quetsions more than once?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yes, very.

Question 471: If Jay Respo is a clone of of Jay Resop, and Jay Resops only move is jumping out of a window, how can Jay Respo use that force field thing he trapped Bill with, and Jay Resop used moves in his deathmatch against Kyle?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...well...because although they are clones, Jay Respo and Resup are different then Jay Resop.

Question 472: Was that question too long?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No, not at all.

Question 473: What motivated you to steal Jay Reesops sock?
Dr. Donez's Answer: It's stick had a strangly pleasent oder.

Question 474: Why does Bill always say 'Al Gore'?
Dr. Donez's Answer: He's a non-voting Democrat. As a result, Al Gore has been hunting to kill him in his dreams. Or maybe not.

Question 475: Are you tired of answering these questions?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Maybe when I get to Question 1000.

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