Ask Dr. Donez!

Question 476: Do you wish you hadn't started this topic?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Ask me again at 1000.

Question 477: Should I stop asknig questions?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I don't know, do you have any more questions?

Question 478: Okay, I've heard that in SMRPG, Mouser has a part, what is it?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Nah, you've been tricked. Mouser isn't in Super MaRPGio.

Question 479: How come the cloud i'm looking at looks like Mario? ...and how come one looks like a PINK elephant?
Dr. Donez's Answer: You're obviously going crazy. Congratulations!

Question 480: How come that cloud's pink?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Maybe it's made of Pink Bunnies?

Question 481: Why is the sky green and the grass blue?
Dr. Donez's Answer: It's not in my world. Where the heck are you from?

Question 482: Why is an orange, orange? Why not yellow, or blue or red or purple?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...because...then it wouldn't be orange...

Question 483: What two colors is an itsy bitsy tiny weeny yellow polka dot bikini?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yellow and Weeny?

Question 484: Is the moon made out of cheese?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Only if you think rocks taste like cheese.

Question 485: Why does Barret from FF7 look alot like Mr. T?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because he pities the foo'.

Question 486: Am I myself, or someone else?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I'd have to say someone else.

Question 487: Does Fred have a brother named Will that's purple?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No, Fred is an only child. I think he killed all of his other siblings.

Question 488: Will you give me a cookie if I do a backflip?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No, but I'll eat a cookie if you do a backflip.

Question 489: What about a frontflip?
Dr. Donez's Answer: OK maybe a front flip.

Question 490: oooooooh!i scared dr.donez!WUT URE REAL NAME!!!!!!I NO IT!!!!!!!!IF U DONT WANT ME 2 TELL GIVE ME 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0000,00,000,0000,0,00,0,0,00,M0,0,0,0,0,0,00,0,0,0,0,00,0,0,0 NC DOLLAZ!
Dr. Donez's Answer: Wow, thats a lot of money.

Question 491: Why aren't you answering?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Sorry, I was in France for a few days.

Question 492: Will the second tweeter kill the main characters in super mario advance with an ice pick? (hehehe)
Dr. Donez's Answer: Of course I will. I mean...will not...(Heh heh heh)

Question 493: Is it the 1000th post yet?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No! For the love of God! Stop asking me! We're not even halfway there yet! Can't you read???

Question 494: Do you have all day?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Weel, I got about an hour, but why should I tell you?

Question 495: Do you have world domination yet? I'm still waiting for Alaska.
Dr. Donez's Answer: Sorry, I just sold off Alaska. How about Arkansas?

Question 496: Do you know that you have exactly 12.45 seconds to live?
Dr. Donez's Answer: What? How would you know? I have to say that I am in perfect health! I am not going to die in...gag! (Choke)! Heh, kidding.

Question 497: Will Jay make a comic involving Luigi saving the Mushroom Kingdom from Wart? (GO WART)
Dr. Donez's Answer: I don't know, Jay doesn't like to think to far into the future. Anything thats more the 15 minutes into the future he can't comprehend.

Question 498: If you dominate the world, can I have Asia?
Dr. Donez's Answer: It'll cost you a few trillion million billion dollars.

Question 499: What was it like having Mario jump on you?
Dr. Donez's Answer: It hurt. A lot. Kinda like having 40 bowling balls fall on your head at once.

Question 500: What would I do if I told you Nintendo cut you from the game?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Tell me that Nintendo cut me from a game?

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