Ask Dr. Donez!

Question 526: Banananananananannanaanannanananana?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Thats it, you're done asking questions for now.

Question 527: What do you think of Happy Ness?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Happy Ness looks...happy.

Question 528: Can Mario go to your house and eat pasta?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No, the last time he did that he ate my house.

Question 529: Did you know that Mario made me say that?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yes.

Question 530: Banana or banana?
Dr. Donez's Answer: You again? I thought i told you that you were asking to many questions.

Question 531: Why does everyone (exaggeration) spell Luigi's name like Weegie?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I think I remember first seeing that in the NP Mario cartoon. My guess is that it's just a nick-name. Plus it's fun to say.

Question 532: What would life be like if Luigi was Nintendo's mascot was mascot from the begining and Mario was the "other guy?"
Dr. Donez's Answer: Then, sadly enough, the page would probably be called Neglected Luigi Characters.

Question 533: I need to perform an experiment on cold fusion, can I borrow Jay Reesop's shoe?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Sorry, I currently have some soup in it. Want some Chicken Noodle? I made it myself.

Question 534: *looks at mario icon picture on message* Is Mario following me?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yeah, he wants to kill you.

Question 535: Can you make Mario go away? He wants to eat the pasta i am having for dinner. Acctually he wants my whole family's pasta dinner...can you make him go away?!
Dr. Donez's Answer: Hey Mario! Look at this shiny object! Alright, its clear now.

Question 536: How can a yoshi ride a goonie bird?(In Yoshi's Island) Wouldn't Yoshi be too heavy for a goonie bird?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...well...go bug Nintendo.

Question 537: Where's my shoe?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Jay Reesop took it.

Question 538: Can Fred and Bill get any funnier then they already are?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No, I don't think that's possible.

Question 539: Can I steal that flying carpet Bill rides on?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yeah, but BIll would get pissed and used the Extra Move on you.

Question 540: Will Jay trun Frill back into Bill and Fred. Will Jay's new comix be called Frill.
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...I have no idea.

Question 541: Now Dr. Donez, pretend that you are working on Rayman Advance. I will ask you questions about the upcoming GBA game. Let's get started.
Dr. Donez's Answer: Alright.

Question 542: How long did the development last, and how many people worked on the game?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Two. Me and Joseph Stalin.

Question 543: How did you go about developing a game for a new handheld console?
Dr. Donez's Answer: We bashed some rocks together.

Question 544: How did you succeed in taking advantage of the console's maximum capacities?
Dr. Donez's Answer: More rocks.

Question 545: How did you work on the graphics and animation process on the Game Boy Advance?
Dr. Donez's Answer: A lot of spit and cursing.

Question 546: What are the main challenges one has to cope with when developing a game for the GBA?
Dr. Donez's Answer: What? It was for the GBA? Dang, back to the drawing board.

Question 547: The color palette in Rayman Advance is particularly impressive. Can you talk about that specifically?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...we choose green...and red...and blue...

Question 548: Will you forget that my previous question wan't a question at all?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Nope.

Question 549: Can you go to WWF HQ and beg them to bring back the XFL?
Dr. Donez's Answer: It'll cost ya.

Question 550: Are we annoying you?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yes, quite a bit by now.

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