Ask Dr. Donez!

Question 551: If you had a hammer, would you hammer in the morning?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Heck yeah.

Question 552: Would you hammer in the evening?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Only if I'm not eating.

Question 553: Would you, in fact, hammer all over this land?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Just the places I don't conquer.

Question 554: Bananas vs Cheese: What wins?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Cheese. Definately cheese.

Question 555: Mr. Yojofu vs the Vampicon: Who wins?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Vampicon.

Question 556: Who's Evil Dead Fake Misty, and the two Misty sisters Dead Fake Misty and Evil Dead Misty?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yes.

Question 557: Why is Roy Rogers trying to shove you in a microwave?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I bought some roast beef subs and didn't pay.

Question 558: You don't understand "noochies"? It's the spiffyest word these days!
Dr. Donez's Answer: Spiffy?

Question 559: If Luke Skywalker ate Princess Leia, then wouldn't Howard Lincoln have left Nintendo by now?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...yes, Howard Lincoln would be very "noochies".

Question 560: Why is Bass from MegaMan so cool?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because MegaMan is so cool, he is able to leech off of his coolness. Like how I leech off of Bill and Fred!

Question 561: If my nose itches why does pie=square?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Try sawing it off with an ear of corn.

Question 562: OOooooOOo What does that button do?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Press it.

Question 563: Will pigs ever fly?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Nah, they're too dumb to build a plane.

Question 564: Where can I find a lawyer so I can sue Microsoft if I ever smash the keyboard in out of frustation?
Dr. Donez's Answer: You can hire me! Call me at 1-900-OVER-PRICED-LOSER-LAWYERS

Question 565: When will SML fix their fourms?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Never. Heck, I made that up. I don't know.

Question 566: Will SML Fourms go back to their good old ways? (SML has gone bad.)
Dr. Donez's Answer: Why not ask them? All I know about is how stupid Jay Resop is.

Question 567: How can I trick Mario* into giving me back my mod rank?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Sure.

Question 568: Should Digimon stand for dumb, idiotic, garbage, ignoramic, manure, obsolete, nincompoops?
Dr. Donez's Answer: You forgot moronic.

Question 569: Should IGN stand for Idiotic Garbage Network?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Doesn't it already?

Question 570: Should Playstation and Dreamcast be called Playstinktion and Dreamcrap?
Dr. Donez's Answer: (I would comment, but Jay or someone else would probably sue or kill me)

Question 571: Which is the best, Playstation, Digimon, or garbage?
Dr. Donez's Answer: All I know is that you can't play FF games on garbage.

Question 572: Dear Dr. Donez, I know you are really Santa Donez from Santa Land. Plz give me a bike and a Mr. Moony doll. Fuzzy butts make me happy. Oh, and I want to ask: How is your foot doing today? I think it smells.
Dr. Donez's Answer: Nope, sorry, I ain't no Santa. I will buy you this product for a large price.

Question 573: Dr. Donez, is it alright for me to answer what Marioshi last said?
Dr. Donez's Answer: NO! Only I answer questions here!!! I WILL DESTROY YOU! Ah, nevermind, I'm tired.

Question 574: How long will it be until the NC Forum Comic is done?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Three hundred years.

Question 575: Can Man,Vivi,Bill,Fred,and you, Dr.Donez join me for lunch or a game of SMB sometime?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Sure, but only if you feed us.

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