Ask Dr. Donez!

Question 626: Dr. Donez, will the Foons be defeated by the Sporks and thus give you a huge cash prize of the world?
Dr. Donez's Answer: How did you find out?(Shhhh! Don't tell anyone, and I'll give you part of the cash prize!)

Question 627: Why is a foon munching on my shoe?!?!
Dr. Donez's Answer: Well, did you feed it anything all day? It's probably hungry.

Question 628: Can I be a mongoose?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Why would you want to?

Question 629: What about a 'Supah Spiffay Sporkish Person'?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...sure, knock yourself out.

Question 630: 1 First thing if the sky is blue Y is grass green.
Dr. Donez's Answer: Please state your answer in the form of an answer.

Question 631: 2 Do you like wrestleing.
Dr. Donez's Answer: Only when ears are bitten off.

Question 632: 3 If you are docter Y dont you treat broken legs or something.
Dr. Donez's Answer: 'Cause then I wouldn't make nearly as much money as I do now.

Question 633: 4 Y are you not on E.R.
Dr. Donez's Answer: I tried out for a role, but they said my character was too "2-Dimentional". Bums.

Question 634: 5 Y are you wasting your time on killing mario Y DONT you kil pokemon or pekachu.
Dr. Donez's Answer: Please state your question in the form of a answer.

Question 635: 6 If all those neglected characters are neglected how come they have a site and alot of people like them.
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...well...thats because...go bug Jay. Yeah, go bug him about it.

Question 636: 7 In the chistmas special dr. got the earth how come he doz not have it now.
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...I DO control the Earth. What gave you the idea that I don't?

Question 637: Do you believe in deja vu?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yes.

Question 638: Do you believe in deja vu?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No.

Question 639: I do not want any soup thank you, would you like some home made ice cream?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Mmm...Ice Cream.

Question 640: Have you tried my sisters pork chiterlings (I hope not)?
Dr. Donez's Answer:

Question 641: Hey, it's me, Luigi007!! Want a girl? (Types out a form) Will you meet her at 8:00 tonight?
Dr. Donez's Answer: thanks.

Question 642: Another thing, want a soda? On me. Your choice.
Dr. Donez's Answer: What kinda of soda? I won't drink any of that Diet-crap.

Question 643: Also, do you think you and Luigi could make a cool game together and destroy Mario?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Probably. But no one from Nintendo ever asks ME that question. Them bums.

Question 644: You are so strong! In Super Mario Advance, do you just want to make Wart take your place and you be the boss?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Nah, who need's Wart's job.

Question 645: Have you ever herd of the Avengers?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No.

Question 646: Have you ever herd of Ultron?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No.

Question 647: If the Avengers are so good why cant the 6 of um beat up Ultron?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Didn't you hear ne before? Wait, I guess not.

Question 648: Do you hate Pokemon and why?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No, of course I don't hate Pokemon! They taste great!

Question 649: Can you believe these people who are a little wierd?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Hey, theres nothing wrong with being wierd. You're talking to a Tweeter with several PhDs, afterall.

Question 650: Will Golem ever get a girlfriend?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Sure, if he reads "Dr. Donez's Book of Love". Or was that, if he doesn't read "Dr. Donez's Book of Love". I forgot which.

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