Ask Dr. Donez!
Question 651: How will I tell the difference between Diet Coke and Pepsi One?
Dr. Donez's Answer: OK, take a sip of the mystery drink. Does your head explode? Then it could be either one. Do your feet turn blue? Then it could be either one. Do your hands fall off? Then its probably Pepsi One.
Question 652: Who's your favorite NASCAR driver?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Hmm...I don't really follow the "National Association of Scary Cats And Rats". That's what it stands for, right?
Question 653: What do you think of this?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...cute?
Question 654: Why is the banana studded with sporks?
Dr. Donez's Answer: For better mileage.
Question 655: Should I change my forum name, A Genius? Because obviously I'm not.
Dr. Donez's Answer: Aw, chear up. All you need is a few more years of schoolage. Or just steal some diplomas. Whatever works best.
Question 656: If Luigi banished Mario to another demension, would you be a little happier?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Probably. It would be a good start.
Question 657: What does a Tweeter like you eat? Is it like rich Tweeter food?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Big Macs.
Question 658: How come here at NC, you are orange and white colored, but in SMB2 you and all the other tweeters have red masks&wings, and pinkish-white bodies?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um..well...um...Because.
Question 659: I have a friend who knows you, he knows your middle name, he knows where you live, he just doesn't know where he lives, could you help him (his name is Stupidummy)?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Tell him that he lives at someplace called the "White House". If people insist that he doesn't live there, tell him to threaten them with a gun and yell "My name is Ab Lincoln!"
Question 660: Would you like a weapon capable of destroying the entire country of Russia? I sell them at Wal-Mart.
Dr. Donez's Answer: No thanks. I got some of my own.
Question 661: Where do you get the software to make a game, like the one Jay Resop says he's working on?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Eh, the program that Jay is using to make the NC Game, called Visual Basic, isn't too hard to come by. He got his at BestBuy for a hundred and fifty bucks.
Question 662: Didn't Luigi kill you in SMB2?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No one call kill the great Dr. Donez!
Question 663: NASCAR doesn't stand for National Association for Scary Cats And Rats. It really stands for National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing. Do you follow that racing curcuit?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No, I follow the National Association for Scary Cats And Rats.
Question 664: Who would win in a fight: Kameo, an army of Pikmin, or Pikachu?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...Me.
Question 665: How long was GT Advance in development at MTO?
Dr. Donez's Answer: 525 years.
Question 666: Were there any changes between the Japanese version of Advance GTA and the US version, GT Advance Championship Racing? Or are they identical?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No chance. Not even a translation.
Question 667: What sort of development problems did you come across creating the game on the Game Boy Advance?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Not enough bananna bread.
Question 668: Did you want to include any cars that didn't make it into the final game?
Dr. Donez's Answer: The Batmobile.
Question 669: Were there any game options that you wanted to put in the game, but didn't make it into the final product?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I wanted to make it that when the user pressed the "A" button, their heads exploded.
Question 670: How come the Japanese version of the game does not have any Japanese text in it?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Programming error.
Question 671: What do you like most about working on the Game Boy Advance?
Dr. Donez's Answer: The bananna bread.
Question 672: What do you hate most about working on the Game Boy Advance?
Dr. Donez's Answer: The bananna bread.
Question 673: What games are you working on next for the Game Boy Advance?
Dr. Donez's Answer: "Bob Saget Advanced"
Question 674: Do you know who ForestGirl has a crush on?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No.
Question 675: Last question, if Golem entered in the Mr. Universe contest, how would he fare?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I know I'd vote for him.
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