Ask Dr. Donez!

Question 676: Who the heck is Kameo?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Cameo spelt wrong?

Question 677: Do you just want to be single?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Well, if a nice female Tweeter came along and showed interest...who knows.

Question 678: Well,(Yikes!) ALL-HAIL-THE-GREAT-DONEZ! Is that good?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yes. Very.

Question 679: I DIDN'T KILL DR. DONEZ!Did I?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Heck no, I'm right here!

Question 680: hey.i thought of something. dr.donez,did jay resop base bill and fred on the adventures of bill and ted?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Well, the series itself is not based on the movie "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure". But the title is.

Question 681: When will I be back?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Unless you lied, September.

Question 682: So Dr. Dorknez, how is everything?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Couldn't be crappier.

Question 683: Got a wife and three kids yet?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Heck no.

Question 684: Oh, sorry Dr. Dorknez, I gotta show to watch called DragonBall Z (DBZ for short) seeya.. Wait, am I spelling you're name wrong?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Stop calling me Dorknez!!!

Question 685: Hey, Dr... DONEZ! Can you break me out of jail so I can beat the stuffing out of Freakachu?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Hm...maybe. It'll cost you though.

Question 686: Am I really the king of french fries?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No! I am! I'm the King! Me Me Me!

Question 687: What are my moves? (I'll give ya a hint: Ultimate Blast, Power Fist, Fireball, Mega Punch, Number Attack)
Dr. Donez's Answer: Super Snot, Ultra Fart and Mega Munch? Wait, those are Mario's moves.

Question 688: What's my real name?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Idonno Whatitis?

Question 689: Have you played Mario Party 3?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No.

Question 690: Am I cool?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Only if you own a copy of "Dr. Donez's Book of Coolness" for only $34.95.

Question 691: Why is the sun flat?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Billy moles.

Question 692: Am I dead?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Sadly, yes.

Question 693: If so, how did I die?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Bananna bread.

Question 694: Is this the end?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No.

Question 695: How many variations of "Eat dirt!" does Earthworm Jim say in his T.V. show?
Dr. Donez's Answer: What do you mean by "variations"?

Question 696: What's better than the Indy 500?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Bananna Bread. Or a good cup of Ice Tea.

Question 697: Is it posable for Jay to update to times in one mounth?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yes. (Dr. Donez looks at all of Jim's questions and passes out.) Man, you need to cut down. Next!

Question 698: Aha! I have found you! It is I! Professor VanLandingham! You're old RIVAL. I have tracked you down to once again torment you, like our University days! Hahaha!! What do you think of that, Donez!?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Hey, I beat the crap out of you in college, I bet I can do it again.

Question 699: In E-Mail Question #150, did you know Lana's champions were actually chosen because of how neglected they were, not how popular they were?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...I guess not.

Question 700: If you could have any two people in time, dead or alive, over to your house for dinner, what would you eat?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I would eat an Attila the Hun and a Hillary Clinton.

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