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Quick Candidate Profile:
What is your full name?
Bill T. Extra Guy.
Which Mario game did you appear in?
Super Mario Bros. 2.
What is your favorite color?
Red.
What is your favorite food group?
Umm.. Subway.
Who is your Campaign Manager?
Beam Luinsir Yosho.
What is your Political Party?
The Bill Moose Party.
Why did you join that party?
Because shutup.
Why did you decide to run for president?
Umm...Becuase shutup...again!
What are your plans if you're elected?
Rid us of the Speedo's, The Illegal Sqaure Immigrants, fix the schools to rid us of gangs...of illegal Sqaure immigrants, and fund the "Find a way to Summon Paper Mario to Battle the Toad-Bowser thing."
What is your policy on Speedos?
Hate em. They hurt AND arn't pleasing to the eyes.
What is your policy on Mario?
He steals our flag every week. Plus, he blocks traffic by running in highways, stopping all cars that hit him. So...we hate him.
What is your policy on gangs in schools?
Planning on fixing it. I'll fund the school board, making a better learning enviroment. Plus, an ACTUAL police force.
What is your policy on allowing Squaresoft characters to come to NC?
They can come, as long as they PAY their way through the Fiery river of Gasoline that'll soon be our new border.
What is your policy on the environment?
Planning on buying new Ozone Layer.
Paper or plastic?
Paper. PLASTIC KILLS!
Do you have any other comments or statements that you would like to make to the voters?
Yes; I want Fred to stop attacking me AND I did not make him wear those Speedo's. That sick freak actually LIKES them.