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(9/19/04) Annnnndd....An interview of our current president!:

Beam: Going Afternoon, President Clinton.
Bill: It's Bill.
Beam: Right. What did I say?
Bill:...Um...forgetit. Do you have any questions for my campaign?
Beam: Yes, indeed. First off, you'll pass a law for....required permits for wearing speedos?
Bill: Indeed, I am. *Points over to Fred, whom is lying around in breifs.*
Bill: See that man? Do you really want to see stuff like that at home...or at the beach or....at home?
Beam: Not really....but you DO realise he's wearing breifs, not speedos?
Bill: Now I do. But do you REALLY want to see him in speedos?
Beam: Alright, don't want to think about it. NExt question.....You plan to fund the school board to put a stop to gangs?
Bill: That's right, Beam. You see those Tonberry's over there? Mugging that poor old man?
Beam: Um...yeah. Shouldn't we stop them?
Bill: Are you crazy? I'm the president for crying out loud.
Beam:.....okaay. Anyways, go on.
Bill: If we educate them, they'll realize a life beyond gangs and violance and even live a prosperous life.
Beam: Interesting. But Tonberries arn't NC's..
Bill: That's right, they're Immigrants. From Square. That's another problem I plan to fix with a river of gasoline on fire across the border of Square land and NC land.
Beam: Sounds like a cool tourist site. And for the last question....Funding for 'Finding a way to summon Mega Paper Mario to defeat the Toad-Bowser thing'?
Bill: Hey, it destroyed the local Pizza Hut. And I am in no way in hell going to let him get away with that!
Beam: Me neither.
Well, thank you for your time, Mr. Clinton.
Bill: It's.....nevermind. Good day to you, too.

[Bill for Pres. '04]