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Quick Candidate Profile:
What is your full name?
Fred T. Spanyard.
Which Mario game did you appear in?
None. Kirby's Adventure.
What is your favorite color?
Pink. Like Jill! **Is slapped by Jill**
What is your favorite food group?
Meat. Meat. Meat. And meat.
Who is your Campaign Manager?
Luigi007.
What is your Political Party?
Neglectocrats.
Why did you join that party?
Because I can. DEATHRAY! **Destroys a statue of Bill**
Why did you decide to run for president?
Because I feel that Bill is ruining us all. He made me wear Speedos!
What are your plans if you're elected?
To make a mockery of Bill by stealing his hat, lower taxes, get Jill to date me, and to glorify the...greatness... of.... Mysteries... yeah.
What is your policy on Speedos?
ARRRGH! I AM NOT PRO SPEEDOS! BILL FORCED ME TO WEAR THEM!
What is your policy on Mario?
... RAY OF DEATH! **Shoots Mario, who is in the stands**
What is your policy on gangs in schools?
I dunno. When I was in Law School with Donez, the gangs would pick on him, but I would just end up Deathraying them.
What is your policy on allowing Squaresoft characters to come to NC?
Screw Squaresoft! WHERE'S THE SEGA CHARACTERS??!
What is your policy on the environment?
Anything to help me win, so I'll... plant trees and flowers.
Paper or plastic?
Meat.
Do you have any other comments or statements that you would like to make to the voters?
Yeah, let me give a comment that will please you all, and should pursue you to vote for me...