Jill's election site
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Quick Candidate Profile:
What is your full name?
Jill the E. Gal.
Which Mario game did you appear in?
None. Kirby's Adventure.
What is your favorite color?
My favorite color is orange.
What is your favorite food group?
The Vegetables.
Who is your Campaign Manager?
Mr. Ryan Andre McLaughlin.
What is your Political Party?
Neglectocrats.
Why did you join that party?
Because, they seem the most civilized, and I'd like to beat out Fred.
Why did you decide to run for president?
Because this place needs a woman's touch.
What are your plans if you're elected?
I would allow viewer made comics.
What is your policy on Speedos?
Body parts may not show.
What is your policy on Mario?
He's a selfish bastard.
What is your policy on gangs in schools?
I say if they haven't put two in your shoe, then there's no issue.
What is your policy on allowing Squaresoft characters to come to NC?
I don't mind, as long as they clean up behind themselves.
What is your policy on the environment?
See above.
Paper or plastic?
Paper.
Do you have any other comments or statements that you would like to make to the voters?
Yes, NC really needs a female president, and a cool VP for that matter, which is why, you should elect me.