Magruder's election site

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Quick Candidate Profile:

What is your full name?
Gen. Magruder "Jones", sir.

Which Mario game did you appear in?
Super Mario Bros. 3.

What is your favorite color?
Blood red..Of JUSTICE!

What is your favorite food group?
Lighting. It's tasty!

Who is your Campaign Manager?
Cell84, and LVK is helping out.

What is your Political Party?
Neglectocrats, but I would rather have my own party...

Why did you join that party?
Free stuff. And they had big tanks.

Why did you decide to run for president?
World domination.

What are your plans if you're elected?
Dominate! And preserve peace.

What is your policy on Speedos?
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What is your policy on Mario?
Only stands in my way!

What is your policy on gangs in schools?
Only good if they work for the good of people. Otherwise I'll force them out.

What is your policy on allowing Squaresoft characters to come to NC?
I have no time for games!

What is your policy on the environment?
Needs to be mine.

Paper or plastic?
Skin of the enemy.

Do you have any other comments or statements that you would like to make to the voters?
Vote me, and make a better future!