Bombette's election site
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Quick Candidate Profile:
What is your full name?
Bombette Jones.
Which Mario game did you appear in?
Super Mario 64.
What is your favorite color?
Pink.
What is your favorite food group?
Human flesh.
Who is your Campaign Manager?
Obi-two Kenobi.
What is your Political Party?
Radical Extremists.
Why did you join that party?
I'm radical, and I'm not sure what an extremist is, but I might be one...
Why did you decide to run for president?
Running is fun. I used to run away from crime scenes a lot.
What are your plans if you're elected?
Buying lots of stock options and abusing presidential perks. I also am planning on getting into a big scandal.
What is your policy on Speedos?
People may wear them only if wearing pants over them.
What is your policy on Mario?
Torture.
What is your policy on gangs in schools?
Make them watch Gigli.
What is your policy on allowing Squaresoft characters to come to NC?
Theives and Black Mages aren't allowed.
What is your policy on the environment?
Screw the environment!
Paper or plastic?
Both.
Do you have any other comments or statements that you would like to make to the voters?
Everybody else sucks. Vote for me.