King Boo's speeches site

(10/24/04) :

This is not supposed to make anyone angry, hurt or annoyed. IT IS THE TRUTH (most of the time)!!! So don't be offended. Or King Boo will get angry.
King Boo: Hi! I'm King Boo! My Campaign Manager, Chompmaster, has an interview with questions giving to him by Jay Resop!
The questions he's making for everyone is why his comics aren't ready yet.
CM: Ok, King Boo. Your first question is: Why vote for you and not the others?
King Boo: Well, First off, Petey Piranah is a sprite stealer.
Audience: GASP! WE DON'T WANT A NO-CREDIT GIVING SPRITE STEALER HERE!
King Boo: Well, it's not that bad! He could be a pretty good leader :under his breath: I guess... :back to normal talking: Secondly, Waluigi is just a filler with no personality. Why vote for a lifeless husk? It would be like putting a cake in a battle against a fat guy! Third, Fawful would just make you eat mustard that would kill you. Namely, Mustard of Doom. Also, Bombette will just blow everything up.
CM: What about the guys used to ruling over stuff?
King Boo: Dr. Crackle and I are close friends. Although Mr.Cryde isn't who you should vote for. Just Dr. Crackle. It is possible to do that. Bowser, well, he's my boss. I would vote him if you don't vote me. King Lemming is a psycopath, but had a major role in Mario Busters.
CM: Next question. Why vote you?
King Boo: Oh yeah, that part of the question. Well, I'll scare Jay until he makes comics, and will force him to make him give you a little preview to each one before relase.
Auidience: YEAH!!!
King Boo: And if Petey Piranah says anything about this speech or me, he's just a fat, goop spitting liar. That's the truth folks. Oh yeah, I'll give You the chance to see what Jay does in a day.
Auidence: Would'nt that be boring when he does no sprite comic work?
King Boo: We'll make it interesting, trust us.
CM: Ok, that's the end of our short interview! See you next time!
King Boo for NC, voting him is the best for NC.