Bowser's election site
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Quick Candidate Profile:
What is your full name?
Bowser Koopa.
Which Mario game did you appear in?
Super Mario Bros.
What is your favorite color?
Green.
What is your favorite food group?
Meat.
Who is your Campaign Manager?
Introbulus.
What is your Political Party?
Radical Extremists.
Why did you join that party?
He intends to renovate the entirety of NC, making his programs seem "extreme". Also, he did not want to crowd the Neglectocrat party.
Why did you decide to run for president?
"I thought it would be in the best intrest of NC fans everywhere if the #1 enemy of Mario would be the president of the #1 site against Mario. Therefore, I should be president. I mean, I've been fighting Mario before these other guys were even born!"- Bowser Koopa
What are your plans if you're elected?
Make the site 100% Mario-safe, and get Jay to update more.
What is your policy on Speedos?
Freedom to wear Speedos, and free extra-dark sunglasses for those who choose not to.
What is your policy on Mario?
Too many times has Mario plagued the land. Bowser intends to put a stop to this once and for all.
What is your policy on gangs in schools?
"They're bad. And not the good kind of bad either. I'll do something about that too."- Bowser Koopa
What is your policy on allowing Squaresoft characters to come to NC?
Must pay in cash to enter. Only allowable for cameos.
What is your policy on the environment?
"I like trees"-Bowser Koopa
Paper or plastic?
Plastic.
Do you have any other comments or statements that you would like to make to the voters?
Bowser promises not to go on any rampages destroying people and cities if he is or is not elected, like so many other candidats are planning to do. He also knows how important anti-Marioism is to all the NC fans out there. He promises to keep him out of NC for good.