Dr. Crackle's election site
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Quick Candidate Profile:
What is your full name?
My full made is Dr. Crabby C. Crackle......AND MR. CRABERD CRYDE
Which Mario game did you appear in?
Mario Bros.
What is your favorite color?
Red....BLOOD RED!
What is your favorite food group?
Whatever's in my reach......EVERYTHING!!!!!!
Who is your Campaign Manager?
Mr. Sean P. Kelly.....THAT DUMB CANADIAN GUY!
What is your Political Party?
The Radical Extremists
Why did you join that party?
BECAUSE THE POWERS THAT BE DIDN'T ALLOW ME TO USE MY OWN PARTY...Uhh yeah.
Why did you decide to run for president?
To give Mysteries a fair share of the SMBhq comix pie......AND FOR MYSTERIES TO GAIN COMPLETE CONTROL!!!!!!
What are your plans if you're elected?
Respect for Mysteries and a better world overall.....EVERY IN NC WILL DIE A HORRIBLE HORRIBLE DEATH!!!!
What is your policy on Speedos?
I don't care. I swim wearing nothing. I'm a crab you know......AS LONG AS ONLY I DON'T WHERE THEM.
What is your policy on Mario?
......HE IS THE MOST VILE PERSON TO WALK THIS EARTH....Sorry, what was the question again?
What is your policy on gangs in schools?
want to....SUPPORT THEM....stop them....SUPPORT THEM....stop them.
What is your policy on allowing Squaresoft characters to come to NC?
........WHO IN THE RIGHT MIND CARES. DO YOU CARE? BECAUSE I DON'T!!!!.......No comment.
What is your policy on the environment?
BURN IT ALL DOWN.....Stop the pollution.
Paper or plastic?
Paper...PLASTIC.
Do you have any other comments or statements that you would like to make to the voters?
Do you have any other comments or statements that you would like to make to the voters? Visit my campain website http://www.smbhq.com/mysteries/crackle04/ ...OR DIE!!!!!!!!