King Lemming's election site
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Quick Candidate Profile:
What is your full name?
King Lemming. And anybody who brings up my REAL full name will die.
Which Mario game did you appear in?
N/A
What is your favorite color?
Orange.
What is your favorite food group?
MEAT!
Who is your Campaign Manager?
CodieKitty
What is your Political Party?
Radical Extremists
Why did you join that party?
Because CK made me.
Why did you decide to run for president?
A step towards world domination.
What are your plans if you're elected?
My first plan is to have Bill for dinner.
What is your policy on Speedos?
Mario looks gross in them.
What is your policy on Mario?
He looks gross in a Speedo. Vote for me, and you'll never have to torture your eyes with such a picture, because I'll kill Mario if he wears one. Even if he wears his overalls over them.
What is your policy on gangs in schools?
Depends. The good gang, or the bad gang? Good gangs are good. Bad gangs are bad.
What is your policy on allowing Squaresoft characters to come to NC?
Anybody past Final Fantasy VI is banned.
What is your policy on the environment?
SAVE THE RAIN FORESTS!
Paper or plastic?
Hm... paper causes the death of trees, and plastic is toxic. Can't I just take it out in my arms?
Do you have any other comments or statements that you would like to make to the voters?
Vote for me or I'll turn you into a lemming.