General Guy's election site
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Quick Candidate Profile:
What is your full name?
My full name is General Shy Guy.
Which Mario game did you appear in?
Paper Mario.
What is your favorite color?
My favorite color is white.
What is your favorite food group?
Well I like MEAT!
Who is your Campaign Manager?
My Campaign Manager is joe_hatter.
What is your Political Party?
The Retro Activists.
Why did you join that party?
Because im old school.
Why did you decide to run for president?
Because I'm a war veteran and I, like many presidents, would make a great president.
What are your plans if you're elected?
I'm going to pal along with Jay and help him run NC and to inslave....errr help all the good people there.
What is your policy on Speedos?
I will allow them but a fat man must never where one.
What is your policy on Mario?
HE MUST DIE BECAUSE OF THE DAMAGE HE DID TO MY TANK.
What is your policy on gangs in schools?
Mhhh i say let them go on.
What is your policy on allowing Squaresoft characters to come to NC?
Sound like a plan.
What is your policy on the environment?
I like the environment that NC is now but I'm going to fix what Bill did.
Paper or plastic?
Paper duh since I'm made of it.
Do you have any other comments or statements that you would like to make to the voters?
Yes I would since I'm running for president VOTE FOR ME OR FACE THE CONSEQENCES