Kirby's election site
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Quick Candidate Profile:
What is your full name?
Kirby T. Warrior.
Which Mario game did you appear in?
NA
What is your favorite color?
Pink, of course.
What is your favorite food group?
Humans.
Who is your Campaign Manager?
Darth Butcher.
What is your Political Party?
Retro Activists.
Why did you join that party?
RETRO ALL THE WAY!
Why did you decide to run for president?
I am just that cool
What are your plans if you're elected?
Better NC Land, get rid of Bill, ya know, the usual!
What is your policy on Speedos?
As long as they aren't on Jay.
What is your policy on Mario?
*Takes out the missiles*
What is your policy on gangs in schools?
What the heck, you're only a kid once.
What is your policy on allowing Squaresoft characters to come to NC?
As long as there name is not Jay Resop!
What is your policy on the environment?
Eat it!
Paper or plastic?
Plastic*laughs*.
Do you have any other comments or statements that you would like to make to the voters?
I believe, the world would be a better place with Kirby T. Warrior as President.