Koopa 3-3's election site
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Quick Candidate Profile:
What is your full name?
The third green Koopa Troopa that appeared in Super Mario Bros.3.
Which Mario game did you appear in?
Super Mario Bros. 3.
What is your favorite color?
Green, duh.
What is your favorite food group?
All but vegetables.
Who is your Campaign Manager?
That guy, what was his name again? Jugglepiffer, I think.
What is your Political Party?
Party? You mean that one we held on the roof last week?
Why did you join that party?
That should be obvious, I got an invitation.
Why did you decide to run for president?
Because I can claim the oil in Iraq as mine... I mean, because the NC deserves me!
What are your plans if you're elected?
Bowl a 300 in my private bowling lane!
What is your policy on Speedos?
Steve-O? HAHAHA! He�s so funny, I remember that ******* episode when...
What is your policy on Mario?
He me gave brain damage, pay he must!
What is your policy on gangs in schools?
As long as they stay in school, it�s okay.
What is your policy on allowing Squaresoft characters to come to NC?
I�ll let my voters decide that for me.
What is your policy on the environment?
I�ve been walking back and forth in stage 1-3 for about 15 years, it�s time for a change!
Paper or plastic?
Both.
Do you have any other comments or statements that you would like to make to the voters?
I don�t need to, because I trust them, they�ll make the right desiscion.