Captain Syrup's election site
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Quick Candidate Profile:
What is your full name?
Captain Beatrice Syrup
Which Mario game did you appear in?
Super Mario Land 3: Wario Land.
What is your favorite color?
Green.
What is your favorite food group?
Meat.
Who is your Campaign Manager?
TheMovieMan.
What is your Political Party?
Retro Activists.
Why did you join that party?
Their views on the War on Marioism.
Why did you decide to run for president?
I had ideas, and some free time.
What are your plans if you're elected?
I will personally send the entire army to fight the War on Marioism... and make Donkey Konga the official NC game.
What is your policy on Speedos?
Judging from the guys around NC, I can't stand them and they should be illegal. But...
What is your policy on Mario?
Mario be a fat idiot trying to destroy all that is neglected.
What is your policy on gangs in schools?
Gangs are good. They're like modern day pirates.
What is your policy on allowing Squaresoft characters to come to NC?
Let SMRPG and Sephiroth, and maybe some FF10 caracters. That's it.
What is your policy on the environment?
Keep the waters clean. Me and me pirates need them clean. There's always the air to pollute anyway, so keep our waters clean!
Paper or plastic?
Paper.
Do you have any other comments or statements that you would like to make to the voters?
Vote for me or I'll rip off your arms!