Toad's speeches site

(9/14/04) Interview with Toad

Cinder: So, Toad, what will you do if you're elected?
Toad: Well, Cinder, I'll try to remind Jay to update more.
C: Wow! Very impressive. What else?
T: Umm...well, that was mainly it. I was also gonna give out free tacos and pudding to the voters.
C: Well, you get my vote.
T: Oh!! And another thing, I am one of THE most neglected characters! In the script for Super Mario 3, I had to woship that fat *censored* Mario! I hate him...
C: So, folks. Vote for my friend, Toad. He's the right choice.
*VOTE FOR TOAD pops up on the screen*
Voice: Vote for the Retro Activist Toad. He cares.