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Quick Candidate Profile:
What is your full name?
Birdo. Yup. That's it. No last name, given, or needed.
Which Mario game did you appear in?
Super Mario Bros. 2.
What is your favorite color?
Pink. Isn't that obvious?
What is your favorite food group?
Well, I prefer food, but paper is sometimes good. ...Don't ask me why I said that.
Who is your Campaign Manager?
That...dyslexic hedgehog guy. I can't pronounce his name, so I'm not gonna try.
What is your Political Party?
I'm a Subconian, and I'm proud of it!
Why did you join that party?
See previous answer.
Why did you decide to run for president?
Well, I felt NC needed some changes, specially, more updates and less Mario. And I intend to make them happen...ONE way, or another!
What are your plans if you're elected?
First of all, I plan on getting Jay to update more. No matter how many eggs I have to shoot him with. Second, I plan on giving NCs everywhere the attention and respect they deserve. ...And if they don't deserve it...they won't get any.
What is your policy on Speedos?
Go as fast as you can. Less law enforcement all around! ...Wait, you said Speeders, right? ...OH! Speedos! ......eww...
What is your policy on Mario?
...eww...again. I plan on locking 'em away the moment I'm elected...or sooner.
What is your policy on gangs in schools?
Oh! I remember River City Ransom! That game was awesome! ...Oh...wait...wrong kinda gangs, right?
What is your policy on allowing Squaresoft characters to come to NC?
First of all, squares aren't soft. They're hard, and have pointy edges. Pointy edges are bad, and I won't be having any of them in NC if I'm elected.
What is your policy on the environment?
Not homely enough. To make it more friendly, I plan on planting more oddly out-of-place pine trees, mysterious vines that can grow even in the sky, and vegetables.
Paper or plastic?
What's that gotta do with anyth-paper. *Quickly eats it* ...What?!
Do you have any other comments or statements that you would like to make to the voters?
Why, yes I do. Friends, fellow NCs...if you don't vote for me, I'll be sure to shoot you all with eggs! And not just those SMB2 kind, I mean the explosive kind I learned to fire in Mario RPG! Don't think I'm just kidding; I really will! You wanna try me, punk?! ...S'what I thought...