Dr. Donez' election site

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Quick Candidate Profile:

What is your full name?
Doctor Donez.

Which Mario game did you appear in?
Super Mario Bros. 2.

What is your favorite color?
Red.

What is your favorite food group?
Corn.

Who is your Campaign Manager?
Some guy named Chunky.

What is your Political Party?
Subconians.

Why did you join that party?
Well, duhhh.

Why did you decide to run for president?
Because Bill was being a bad president.

What are your plans if you're elected?
See my campaign poster.

What is your policy on Speedos?
AIIIE! IT BURRRRRRNS!

What is your policy on Mario?
AIIIE! IT BURRRRRRNS!

What is your policy on gangs in schools?
AII-wait, uhhh...no gangs allowed?

What is your policy on allowing Squaresoft characters to come to NC?
AIIIE! IT BURRRRRRRNS!

What is your policy on the environment?
BURRRRRRRN IT!

Paper or plastic?
Paper.

Do you have any other comments or statements that you would like to make to the voters?
BRIBE ME.