Ted

Created By: Mark Kelly
Name: Ted the British Goomba
Gender: Male
Birthplace: The Koopa Kingdom
Friends: The Queen Mother
Enemies: Americans!!!
Good / Evil / Loner / Neutral: Loner
Description of looks: It looks like a Goomba with a Union Jack imprinted on its body and a bowler hat on its head. It can also usually be seen carrying around a pot of tea.
Short Description of Life: In order to spite Jay Resop's request to keep his site American, Super Markio created this character and set it loose on the world. He likes to use proper English and not that dialect that Americans speak, and he likes to drink lots and lots of tea and eat crumpets on the castle moors. He fought against Mario once, but neither one could understand their accents so they wandered off... this could be because he sounds like Dick Van Dyke or Ringo Starr (he switches between the two).
Mario Games that this Character would fit in (Made up games or Real games): Mario's Tea Party, Command & Conquer (?), Super Mario RPTea
Currently: Eating fish and chips down the bloody hell West End.
Other Comments: Now this is a stereotype, English people are just like Americans, only our houses are smaller, our education system better and we hate all other nations with no valid reason.