Bowser


by M. J. J. Daitch


Status:alive|Height:10 feet, 6 inches|Weight:1000 pounds|
Bowser was born December 10, 1955 in Manhattan, the son of Agnes Koopa, queen of Manhattan (1927-) and her king consort, Roddy Koopa (1926-).Prince Bowser of Manhattan grew up to be leader of this established Koopa gang.He went on with his gang to the castle residence of the Mushroom King.The gang overthrew King Toadstool (just like I'm going to overthrow "Slick Willie from the White House and have the power to pick a new leader) and now became a king.Bowser had a queen consort just like his mother that has a king consort.Bowser only had one child, Baby Bowser, from Super Mario World 2:Yoshi's Island.Bowser's young wife died shortly after having Baby Bowser.Bowser's "Koopa Kids" are actually Wario's children.Wario (1935-) got so sick and tired of his baby septuplets, that he sent them to Bowser so that they could be taken care of by him and turned into brats that look a lot like Bowser.Before that happened, Bowser and his caused a lot of mischief in the Mushroom Kingdom when suddenly 2 plumbers from New York City came along to stop this crisis.The plumbers names were Mario and Luigi.Mario had been rescuing a true love Pauline from the clutches of Donkey Kong.Donkey Kong was in the clutches Mario but was saved by Donkey Kong Jr.Mario was also working with Luigi, his twin, in the city sewers.Baby Mario and Luigi from Super Mario World 2 are actually Wario's children just like the Koopa Kids.Wario named the SMW2 twins after his ex-best friend and his ex-best friend's twin.Wario delivered Baby Luigi to Baby Bowser, son of Bowser Koopa Sr.He delivered Baby Mario to the Yoshi's.Now back to the real Mario and Luigi.As I was saying, the real Mario and Luigi are from New York City and came to stop the Mushroom Kingdom crisis.The Mario Bros. defeated and overthrew Bowser, rescued Princess Toadstool, and then Princess Toadstool's father became king again.But when Mario and Co. took a vacation from Super Mario Bros. and Super Mario Bros.:The Lost Levels and during that vacation when Mario dreamt about being in Subcon and fighting off Wart, Bowser adopted Wario's baby septuplets (now known as the Koopa Kids), built a castle to live in and took action in the Mushroom Kingdom and sent the Koopa Kids in airships.The Mario Bros. defeated the Koopa Kids in the 7 worlds before Dark Land and defeated Bowser in the last world Dark Land and rescued Princess Toadstool.Princess Toadstool said partly what Toad says in Super Mario Bros. but then added "Ha Ha Ha, just kidding".Next, Bowser had a castle for himself and built castles for the Koopa Kids.Mario and Co. were successful in winning against Bowser and the Koopa Kids.Then, Bowser accepted to be part of the Super Mario Kart.Then, Bowser, the Koopa Kids, and the other villains tried win against the Mario Bros. by taking them through 4 steps in Super Mario All-Stars.It was an unsuccessful attempt.Then Bowser had other adventures he was featured after that.There will be updates to this Bowser biography when I travel to Mexico, China, or Japan to make new Mario games.
Thoughts From Jay
Wow, nice bio on Bowser, nice originality. Wario's kids??? Ok..I guess...