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Question 276: I represent the SFBST (Safety For Boring Space Travel) and it has come to my notice that the actions of Jay Resop and his casual blowing up the earth is causing many space traveling people to lose their lotto tickets. Please for our behalf destroy Jay there will be a reward of 2 cents.
Dr. Donez's Answer: Hm...2 cents...for Jay's life...I'll think about it. Sounds like a good deal, though.

Question 277: Order you pizza do. Like pizza do I. Fan of big yours. Try to figure it out! Oh and, do you ever follow the yellow brick road?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um. Lets see. The answer are Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes and no.

Question 278: Dr.Donez,do you plan to fight that new negleced guy that's blue and looks like you at the nc deathmatch?I bet you'd win!
Dr. Donez's Answer: I think you're seeing things. Get more sleep, then ask again.

Question 279: How much destructive power DOES Jell-O have?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Oh, it's pretty powerful. Have you ever eaten an entire plate of Jell-o? The results are scary...

Question 280: What's your favorite way to take over the world? Are you pondering what I'm pondering? What will you give me if I help you take over the universe? Is this getting annoying?
Dr. Donez's Answer: The answer to all of your questions is a plate full of freshly baked chocholate chip cookies.

Question 281: How do you get to the key in the 79th level of Chip's Challenge?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yeah. I am Chip. Kidding. I lied. Or did I?

Question 282: How is my first name spelt if it is the same as your's?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Loser. Oh sorry, that was your first name. My first name? I'll never tell. I'll take that information to the grave.

Question 283: Why do fish fly and birds swim?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because birds would have one hell of a time trying to breathe underwater.

Question 284: Why do TV controllers jump up and down and sing happy songs?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...Yeah...Hey, whats that behind you. (Runs).

Question 285: Why did my snowman come to life when I put the magic hat on his head?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yeah, and Barney is alive too. Next!

Question 286: What do you think about Luigi since you hate Mario?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Besides the fact that Luigi tried to kill me multiple times in Super Mario Bros. 2? Oh, I'm just fine.

Question 287: What did you do with Silence I mean Steve in Bill and Fred's quazi something adventure?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Jay has told me not to release that information. You need to read and find out.

Question 288: If you had anyway of killing Mario how would you kill him?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Lots and lots of giant easter bunnies.

Question 289: Hello, Dr. Donez. It's me, NES Boy, again. The guy that asked if Mario is in my closet. Anyway, in Fourm Question 749, you said that you and Dr. Viper meet up once a month at the Internation Convention of Doctors And Other People Who Are Smarter and More Intellegent Then You Are So Nah Nah We Rule And You Stink And So Go Run And Cry To Your Mommy Because We Have More Important Things To Do Like Controling The Universe And Ending World Hunger Although We'd Personally Rather Control The Universe Then End World Hunger Because Well We Rule Like That Plus Zogtar The Corrupt (All Hail Zogtar the Corrupt) Who Currently Rules The Universe Is Really Really Mean (What a long name!), but in part 11, entitled Chaos in Combos, in CodieKitty's comix, The Day the World Got Really Wacked Out, Dr. Viper said that he remembers you from Biochemistry class. So does that mean the Internation Convention of Doctors and Blah Blah Blah (I cut it short because it's too long) have a Biochemistry class? Also, why does Dr. Light go there? Does he want to rule the world too? If so, do he and Dr. Wily fight over who gets to rule the world? And does that explain why Dr. Light sent out Mega Man multiple times to stop him?
Dr. Donez's Answer: (Sigh). Is Codie's site an official section of NC? No. No information about NC Characters that is released in a site that is not NC is not official. Now, go read Bill and Fred and forget about it.

Question 290: Dr. Donez, in Bill and Fred's Quazi-Mediocre Adventure, who is in the head picture of Jay Reesop?
Dr. Donez's Answer: That's Ross Perot, or as people like to call him, That Big Eared Guy Who Keeps Losing The Presidential Election.

Question 291: Hello. I need blood. I need blood fast. I need YOUR blood. I need some Help. I have gone insaneo......Hello Dr. Donez, Give me number 9. And DONT fergot to throw in, That liquid pencil wine. Azoozoobutt.Azoozoobutt,Azooazooazooabutt. Well, I need your blood witth mud and a piece of blup.WINNIE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!! ............BLOODBLOODBLOODBLOODBLOODBLOODBLOOD........
Dr. Donez's Answer: Check please.

Question 292: Can I tickle your tummy?
Dr. Donez's Answer: What do I look like? Elmo? Well, ok. But be quick about it.

Question 293: Are you related to Dr.Laura?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yeah, I ate her last week. I guess thats a relation.

Question 294: How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
Dr. Donez's Answer: 6.

Question 295: We would like to inform you that you have somehow ILLEGALLY adopted a pet pencil named Squizz. You, Dr.Donez, are not the real owner of Squizz, for she belongs to a family of pencils who had lost her at a very young age. Please inform us on your captivity of Squizz and return her as soon as possible, preferably with a bag of popcorn. Thank you.
Dr. Donez's Answer: Great...another thing for me to have to worry about it. Hows a Tweeter suppose to take over the world?

Question 296: Is Jay gonna make more NC Deathmatches? I wanna see Luigi beat the crap out of you!
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yes and over my dead body. Wait...Luigi beating the crap out of me would be over my dead body. I withdraw my statement.

Question 297: Hey Dr.Donez....AHHHHHHHHH I think I broke my leg because of the close up(ohch) bye I need a cast.
Dr. Donez's Answer: Ouch. Just don't sue me. You'd regret it, I've never lost a case.

Question 298: Are you a Michael Jackson fan?
Dr. Donez's Answer: (Shudder). Next!

Question 299: This question has been stumping me an awful long time. Why did Mario and Luigi change clothing? I mean they started out as Luigi wearing white overalls and a red shirt and Mario started out with a red shirt and red overalls. Then it was red overalls and blue shirt for Mario and green overalls and blue shirt for Luigi. Finally they currently have blue overalls and red shirt for Mario and blue overalls and green shirt for Luigi.....I don't get it. what's next? Red and blue striped overalls and green and blue striped overalls? Please answer this question for I'm so lost in this.
Dr. Donez's Answer: The answer is very simple. Nintendo is trying to take over your brain very very slowly by confusing your sence of reality, so you do nothing but buy Pokemon games for the rest of your life.

Question 300: Which was made first Sailor Moon or Gundam Wing?
Dr. Donez's Answer: And I care why?

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