"THAT�S IT!!!!" King Dad screamed at the top of his lungs. "You�ve failed countless times, I�m cutting your allowances."


"Cutting our allowances? Who does he think he is?" Roy asked.
"He�s gonna pay for this," I said.
"I have an idea," said Geek. "Remember Wart?"
("That�s LUDWIG!!!")
"Yeah, are you suggesting...," started Iggy.
"...we join him?" I finished.
"Yes," said Geek.
("My name is Ludwig, Lemming," says Ludwig.
"Who�s telling the story here? Why I believe it�s ME!!!!" Lemmy said.)
"So what do we do?" Larry asked Geek.
"We find the door to sub-con and release Wart," Geek replied.
("I�m not even going to try anymore.")
"How do we find the door?" asked Brat.
"Simple, with my new..." started Geek, "DREAM MACHINE!!! We simply place this on ones head and they will go into the land of sub-con. When they come out, they bring anything touching there hands with with them."
"Ingenious," said Larry.
"Of course it is," started Geek, "I�m Ludwig Von Koopa."
"We need a volunteer," said Wendy. "Count me out, I don�t wanna get warts from touching the frog."
"WEDDING CAKE!!!" yelled Moron.
"Uhhhh...." we all said.
"I�ll go," said Iggy, my twin.
"Not without me you aren�t," I said.
"So the twins are going," Geek said. "Hop in."
Iggy and I got into the machine. Suddenly we found ourselves in the land of sub-con that we�d only seen in shy guy�s pictures...

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