Ask Dr. Donez!



Question 26: Will I ever stop asking questions?
Dr. Donez's Answer: It depends on how long before your first trip to Mars.

Question 27: If I was a character a comic, what would you name me?
Dr. Donez's Answer: "Is that Dingus McDervus? If not, then i'd call that fellow Kick'n Bob or something.

Question 28: If a sonic boom travels at a hydrochlonically quadratic rate,anbd the parabola's vertex is divisable by a non zero number, then what is the vertex of the quendrobionic atom?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Hold on a second...11.5 Wortons. Wait! I forgot to carry the 1!!!

Question 29: Does Yaridovich really exist? Aftger all, every time people rescue the 5th star, they are found huddled in the corner minutess after.
Dr. Donez's Answer: Nah, he's really just a bunch of pixels on your TV screen. So am I for that matter. Funny, eh?

Question 30: X + 3 - b= what?
Dr. Donez's Answer: 1.3*10^4. NO! I fogot to carry the 1 again! Blast!

Question 31: Why do women have a pair of panties, but only one bra?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I bet this one is all Yoshinator's fault. But if not, my only guess is that women are just weird like that. Hey, us Doctors don't get many dates. What do we know about girls?

Question 32: Can you build me a Mecha-Godzilla to stomp my school with?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Sure, it's already in the mail, expect to get it in 4 to 8 weeks. You do live at 666 Gotohell Drive, Stupidcity, Madeupstate, USA, 10001, right?

Question 33: Will the girl I like go out with me?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Sure, I don't see why not. You don't eat bugs, do you? Thats usually what Fred's problem is when he trying to get a date. Although you may want to reread my answer to Question 31 about how little I know about women. Maybe they like to eat bugs.

Question 34: Is it Scooby-Dooby-Doo or Sacobie-Dacobie-Dah?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Sacobie-Dacobie-Dah is French for "We don't have no more cheeze!" So I guess it depends on what "it" is.

Question 35: When are you going to lead the Smurfs in a world conquest?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Hey, if I were going to lead a Smurf revolution, there would be no way that I would ever tell you that the date it would happen is May 14, 2005.

Question 36: Art thou lucky?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I am pretty dang lucky, for I am Dr. Donez!

Question 37: Do you want to dunk me?
Dr. Donez's Answer: What?

Question 38: What's my middle name?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Ballzack?

Question 39: Is Gilgamesh cool?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Hell yeah.

Question 40: Do you know the lyrics to Sgt. Duckie's Song?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yes. Yes...I...do...

Question 41: If so, what are they?
Dr. Donez's Answer: OK, I lied. I don't know. (Sniff).

Question 42: Ok, why is a person neccessarily a living thing?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Well, I know that I am. Are you?

Question 43: Where abouts would you place a kettle if a tree fell in the forest and noone was around to hear it?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Right there. No, not there. There.

Question 44: If I was to question the likes of your nature, what would you do this Saturday?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...go to the park? Is this a trick question?

Question 45: And, If purple is Batman in disguise, who is the real Slim Shady?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I am.

Question 46: What kind of animal are you?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I'm a tweeter, duh!

Question 47: Why does a ship carry a cargo, while a car carries a shipment?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I don't know about you, but my ship carries shipments.

Question 49: Are you going to dcapitate me for having a PKMN related name?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Nah, I, Dr. Donez have nothing against these "Pokemon" characters. But if Jay Resup was in the same room as you, who knows what he would do.

Question 50:
23X * p/3
________
X + 3
What is x?
Dr. Donez's Answer: George Washington

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