Ask Dr. Donez!



Question 226: Uhm, am I asking way to many questions for your small head?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yes. Yes you are.

Question 227: Man I just keep editing my messages.. Will I ever get one right and NOT edit it?
Dr. Donez's Answer: All signs point to no. Wait, I'm not a magic-8 ball.

Question 228: OH AND!! Why don't you let the real Dr. Donez answer these questions?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because I AM the real Dr. Donez!

Question 229: What is the most near point in a pizza?
Dr. Donez's Answer: What? Near Point? All I eat on my pizza is oranges.

Question 230: Whats in my hat?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Banannas. 3 of them to be exact.

Question 231: Do you drink?
Dr. Donez's Answer: What do you mean, like alcohol? No, Dr. Donez likes to keep his mind free. Boosers are loosers.

Question 232: Is Luigi planning revenge?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yeah, of course he is. Luigi's been pissed ever since Super MaRPGio.

Question 233: Will Wart play Smash Bros. With me?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Hold on, let me ask. Sure, he said yes.

Question 234: Can I drink the water?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No, it has bugs in it.

Question 235: Does I need to breath?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Thats not even a sentence.

Question 236: Why Not?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Why not not?

Question 237: Why is Trix only for kids?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because they have a Anti-growth hormone in them.

Question 238: Are the kids discriminating against the Trix Rabbit?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yes.

Question 239: Is that illigal?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Heck no.

Question 240: If the Trix Rabbit never had any Trix, why is he on the box?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because the kids are too stupid.

Question 241: If all the world is a stage, then why don't we invest more in special effects and dance numbers?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because then no one would goto the movies.

Question 242: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Right behind you.

Question 243: What is the name of the closest star, besides the sun?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Why are all of you obsessed with stars, anyway?

Question 244: Where have all the cookies gone?
Dr. Donez's Answer: (Burp). I have no idea.

Question 245: Has someone set us up the bomb?
Dr. Donez's Answer: What?

Question 246: What you say?
Dr. Donez's Answer: What?

Question 247: You know what you doing?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No more questions from you, next!

Question 248: x + x + x - x + x + x - x - - x + x equals what?
Dr. Donez's Answer: 5x.

Question 249: Does all your base are belong to us?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Heck yeah.

Question 250: Who's line is it anyway?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I still think it's my line. But Drew Carey won't let me on the show.

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