Ask Dr. Donez!



Question 426: This is my last question!?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yes, for now, at least.

Question 427: Hey, you never answered most of my questions you... you... what are you anyway?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Sorry about that. Lost conciousness again. I'm a Tweeter, of course.

Question 428: And last will I ever change my nick to Pikachu115 someday?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Didn't you already ask that?

Question 429: When will I stop editing my messages?)
Dr. Donez's Answer: When the cows come home.

Question 429: Do I ask way too many questions?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yes. Yes you do. Who are you again?

Question 430: Whats a tweeter?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Me, of course!

Question 431: What's that?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...well...it's...a kind of bird...yeah...thats it...

Question 432: Oh, why didn't you say so?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because I forgot my medication.

Question 433: Am I psyco?
Dr. Donez's Answer: It depends on how many monkeys you have eaten today.

Question 434: Am I a fan of Luigi?
Dr. Donez's Answer: How should I know?

Question 435: Do you docter D wair diapers?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Of course not! I am insulted by your question!

Question 436: Why did you eat my cat?
Dr. Donez's Answer: It tasted good.

Question 437: How much wood would wood chucker Chuck chuck if wood chucker Chuck wasn't such a lazy bum?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Well, if the Wood Chucker wasn't a lazy bum, it would Chuck no wood because it has no arms or legs.

Question 438: Does it not mean a thing, if you don't have that swing? Doo wah, doo wah, doo wah, doo wah, doo wah, doo wah, doo wah, doo wah?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um? Is this a question? Dr. Donez is confused! Doo wah? What the heck is Doo wah???

Question 439: Hey, Dr. Donez... Are you working to stop the mustard monster?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Nah, I leave all of my grunt work for Fred. He enjoys that kind of stuff anyway.

Question 440: Cool noochies! Why then?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Noochies? I am unfamiliar with your slang. And why then? Because then was a good time.

Question 441: Oooooh, SALSA SHARK! Is the tune from Jaws coming from your 12.3 adult teeth?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Dangit man, you're starting to scare me. But you're right, the Jaws Theme is comming from my teeth. Wierd.

Question 442: What are Jay's attacks?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Basically they include sleeping, eating, forgetting to update NC, and killing Aliens from other planets from destroying the Earth.

Question 443: Are they Erase, Eye Ball O' Doom, Super Neglected Move of Superness, and Draw?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Only on weekends.

Question 444: What are Kyle's attacks?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Ignoring SMBHQ. But don't tell him I said that.

Question 445: Are they Force Beam? One is a pink wave thing? And the other is a red eye laser?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Well, if you knew, then why did you ask?

Question 446: What are Goomba's Attacks?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Goomba Eye Laser, Ice Eyes, Flame Eyes, Thunder Eyes and Hypno Eyes.

Question 447: Goomba Eye Laser? Ice Eyes? Flame Eyes? Thunder Eyes? Hypno Eyes?
Dr. Donez's Answer: If you knew, then why did you ask???

Question 448: Is the sky blue?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Not where I'm looking. Here it looks almost red. Wait, I'm inside. Nevermind.

Question 449: What is your favorite automobile?
Dr. Donez's Answer: The Model D Ford.

Question 450: Will you marry me?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Sorry man, you're not my type.

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